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maggiebee

Huh

Just rang the Council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.... They said "You can do Cartwheels for all we care!"...
18:38 Sun 12th Jun 20165 answers, last by bookbinder 20:23 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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secsee1

United Nations Survey

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN A single question was asked:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of...
11:56 Sun 12th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 17:04 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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retrocop

Exaggeration

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the reason that they have not been too intimate is because...
15:42 Sun 12th Jun 20164 answers, last by Shaglene 15:39 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Ann

Queen's Outfit

What did you think to the colour of the Queen's outfit this morning? I needed my sunglasses!
13:45 Sat 11th Jun 201624 answers, last by 237SJ 21:04 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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marval

Pet Frog

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
21:19 Sat 11th Jun 20167 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:03 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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zabado

Passionate Night.

A guy had been making passionate love all night long to a beautiful woman, and as the morning broke and the sun started to light up the bedroom he noticed a photograph of a man on the bed side table....
11:43 Fri 10th Jun 20162 answers, last by marval 18:44 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Adam And Eve.....

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for...
11:17 Fri 10th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 11:38 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Black Panties..........

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the social world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her...
11:23 Fri 10th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:35 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Crossword Puzzle.........

One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps...
11:30 Fri 10th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 11:34 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Slugs

How can I protect my new kidney beans from slugs eating them? I don't really want to use slug pellets. Is their a natural solution?? Tia
11:57 Tue 07th Jun 201621 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:15 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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marval

Sherlock Holmes

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling self- deprecating tales. In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway...
22:25 Thu 09th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:40 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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fender62

Refugee Camp Burns

grateful migrants, 'It got to the point where threats were made over what would happen if things didn't change, and that one threat was obviously implemented. imagine that here and if anyone...
19:14 Thu 09th Jun 201613 answers, last by Khandro 13:07 Fri 10th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

So Low.

A midget was complaining to a police officer that someone picked his pockets. "I can't believe someone would stoop so low" responded the police officer......
13:43 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 20:58 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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marval

Artificial Parts (Adult)

A married couple were having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts. "They'll make an artificial pen!s next," the wife said. "Nonsense!" replied the husband....
20:00 Thu 09th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 20:21 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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ToraToraTora

Seagul Tikka Masala?

http://news.sky.com/story/1709476/seagull-dyed-orange-after-falling-into-curry-vat...
16:04 Thu 09th Jun 201610 answers, last by ethandron 18:53 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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albaqwerty

Tea At Three-Ish?

sandwiches are in triangles and crusts are off due to the heat :-) Salmon, tuna and tomato, cheese and cucumber (I'm feeling vicious) Scones of various natures, and there's shortbread too. Tea is...
15:13 Thu 09th Jun 201646 answers, last by mikey4444 17:09 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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ceilog

Crusader

23d chap finds measure in time (5) C?I?T ta
11:31 Thu 09th Jun 20163 answers, last by gangesboy 11:35 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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1ozzy

I Went Broke...

...working as an electrician. Cathode me money. Anode me too....
05:50 Thu 09th Jun 201627 answers, last by marval 19:09 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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maggiebee

Holiday

Where does a vegetarian go on holiday?.. Quornwall... I'll get my coat!...
10:51 Thu 09th Jun 20164 answers, last by marval 19:13 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Shaglene

Paddy The Wrestler..............

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
09:25 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by trt 01:29 Sun 12th Jun 2016

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