Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher'. "I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The...
...licks her lips as we chat?
My first thought was, 'She thinks I'm tasty.', but that's preposterous.
Could it be she has dry, chapped lips, and needs a salve? Any recommendations?...
Has anyone else been disappointed tonight, thinking Undercover was coming on, only to be replaced with the Baftas? Don't think I can wait another week......
I have heard there has been a coughing infection going around. The wife started hers two weeks ago and mine started about four days ago and I think this is the worst I've had.If I get to sleep it's...
Has anyone got any advice for relieving aching leg due to varicose vein? My daughter has one on the inner side of her leg, from the knee up. She got this from having her daughter who is 15 months now....
A fellow is in the dentist chair being examined by the dentist. The dentist asks the man 'did you have oral sex last night' The man replies ' Oh don't say I have a pubic hair stuck in my tooth' The...
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...
