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maggiebee
Bought the wife a Pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!...
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Shaglene
SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed...
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rosered
1.when an insect entangles with remedy (5) and 2. there is a new one in wexford (4) any help appreciated...
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DTCwordfan
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/women/2016/06/08/bill-hillary-clinton-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg captions please? "This will teach you for leaving funny stains...
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DTCwordfan
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/15D10/production/_89906398_89906397.jpg Captions please.... "Am I more intelligent than you?" "Please don't let Philip loose on this machine."...
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marval
How do you circumscise a whale? Four skin divers...
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Patsy33
I put up a high-voltage electric fence over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it....
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Patsy33
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could it be a Chinese whispa?......
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fruitsalad
I have not had a period for 10 months, now out of the blue, I have started to bleed is this usual?
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AnnetteD
Heard gut
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mallyh
my daughters partner of 23years has been diagnosed with sarcoma mesothelioma a great shock as he is quite young for this disease.the children are finding this really hard to take in (they went through...
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Chipchopper
I was admiring my neighbors fine range of garden ornaments and outdoor furniture. He explained that he had got everything, on-line. "Amazon or ebay" ? I asked. "Nope...Google earth" He said....
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Patsy33
I'm a kleptomaniac. When it gets bad, I take something for it.....
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Patsy33
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle?" This bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"...
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Patsy33
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.........
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fender62
hopkins raises some serious points here, do you agree with her or is she just anti muslim or looking to fill print space....
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marval
As a shepherdess, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I used to tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them....
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marval
A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, he steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by...
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snaro
one left please help 15 ac rattle off the excrcise by memory 4 letters r ? t ?...
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maggiebee
I drink alcohol because my doctor says I shouldn't keep things bottled up!

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