The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-36210333 for those who think it could cause confusion, get a sense of humour lol as for fish-eating pigs, wonder if the bacon tastes...
1.Not skating in place of work? (6) 2.A rich snack to find in the future.(7,6) 3.Man came back to small building to remove something (8) 4.She sounds blooming prudish! (8) 5.Cheeky animal, takes...
How scary is this? Wild fires are spreading at an alarming rate in Fort McMurray. Thousands of people have lost their homes and livelihoods. The dry warm start to the year hasn't helped, which is very...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Farmer's Weekly. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are...
Has anyone taken the time to go outside and look skywards today? It's a beautiful day here in north Wiltshire. There are clouds, but they're very high and wispy, some of them have fascinating shapes,...
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. "Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a...
Once upon a time there 3 balloons, mummy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon. Tired of baby balloon creeping into their bed every night, "Tonight you must stay in your own bed," said mummy. When...
5a car cleaner stories I overlooked ??????? 24a tidal wave one in ocean returned creatures needing no oxygen a?a?r???s 27a car twisted line b?n?l?? 6d american nonsense about german language ??g?? 7d...
