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Patsy33

A Wise Man.

"I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been". William Golding....
12:59 Wed 20th Apr 20169 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:00 Wed 20th Apr 2016
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Mags22

Peter Kay

Brilliant !
00:13 Tue 19th Apr 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 18:44 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Kes He Wants To....

We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres in The Dark..
16:16 Tue 19th Apr 20169 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:24 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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naomi24

Circumcision Of Boys For Religious Reasons

An Algerian-born father, separated from the English wife he married in a Muslim ceremony, has failed in his High Court bid to have his two young sons circumcised in accordance with his strict Muslim...
14:55 Tue 19th Apr 201691 answers, last by jomifl 21:13 Wed 20th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Bee Sting............

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for...
12:58 Tue 19th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:18 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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marval

Last Night

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead....
10:50 Tue 19th Apr 201627 answers, last by marval 14:17 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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gordiescotland1

Charity Quiz- Last 2 Questions

1 what country is known as the sugar bowl of the world? 2. what is the gateway to the gulf of iran thanks...
10:39 Tue 19th Apr 20163 answers, last by scorpiojo 10:58 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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enigma50

Sequences C/d 30/04/16

The question is in a section that works like the 'what comes next' round in the BBC TV programme Only Connect Question is What comes 4th in the sequence B4,B5,P6 and why? Thanks - any ideas...
16:51 Mon 18th Apr 20164 answers, last by enigma50 09:37 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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greumach

Local Crossword

Good evening all, Thank you in advance for answers to the following; Mushroom soup soaks beast (7).... O???S?? A lovely shape(4)..??A?...
19:05 Mon 18th Apr 20167 answers, last by greumach 10:10 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Nothing To See.

I'm so bored. I thought about running around the house naked, but then I drank some window cleaner and it stopped me from streaking.......
15:39 Mon 18th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 18:58 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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retrocop

One Man's Meat !

> >>> DEER MEAT > >>> > >>> A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook > for dinner. > >>> > >>> Both he and his wife decide that they won't > tell the kids what > >>> kind of meat it is, but will...
14:42 Mon 18th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 15:13 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Tight Lipped....

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, but I accidentally gave her the super glue. She's still not speaking to me.............
10:18 Mon 18th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 12:19 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Signalman Interview.........

Gary wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: “What would you do if you realized that 2 trains were...
10:28 Mon 18th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 11:33 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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marval

My Ex

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
18:00 Sun 17th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 23:03 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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anneasquith

Undercover.

Excellent tonight .
22:19 Sun 17th Apr 20168 answers, last by Maydup 19:26 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Smowball

Severe Acid Reflux

I take Omeprazole daily and cannot miss if for a day without suffering extreme acid/burning in chest and throat. On Thursday I went to take it and realised I had ran out (I thought I had a box left) ....
12:04 Sun 17th Apr 201623 answers, last by bodeker 14:54 Mon 23rd May 2016
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LadyofOgma

Guardian Saturday 26860

For the sake of my revision please help me finish this, I'm stuck in the NE corner... 5d. Tyrant's glacial university reform (8) _A_I_ _ _ _ 14a. One supplying information that E=R, maybe? (8) S_ _ _...
11:59 Sun 17th Apr 20165 answers, last by LadyofOgma 12:04 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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sakura33

Find The Colours From The Clues

Hi Can anyone help 15. These race in half dozens. 44. Girls best friend, pale ale in a bottle. 87. Police phone box, sounds like letter 10. 105. Meringue, used in making cheese. 116. Born in U.K.,...
10:47 Sun 17th Apr 201614 answers, last by mallyh 12:00 Sun 17th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Farewell Song.....

Three friends, Evita, Marge and Tina were feeling sad as their friend Evita was going away. After a few drinks together Evita started to sing... 'Don't cry for me Marge and Tina, the truth is I never...
12:36 Sat 16th Apr 20169 answers, last by -Talbot- 18:25 Sat 16th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Rye Bread..............

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at...
13:24 Sat 16th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 14:55 Sat 16th Apr 2016

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