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Patsy33

In The Dark..

There was an assault at the local cinema today. Police are asking the Usherette if she can shed any light on it.......
11:36 Fri 15th Apr 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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Chipchopper

My Mojo Just Don't Seem To Be Working...

So should I try my spell checker ?...
19:02 Fri 15th Apr 20167 answers, last by Tilly2 19:37 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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DTCwordfan

Wishing The Best For Togo Today

It's his mother's funeral......not a great day, we know, Togo. Just remember all those good times with her. Thoughts with you.
07:23 Fri 15th Apr 201633 answers, last by Togo 22:13 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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mikey4444

Orangutan Mother Meets Baby 12 Days After Caesarean Section

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36048393 If this doesn't make your eyes moist, then I don't know what will !...
09:46 Fri 15th Apr 201617 answers, last by mikey4444 21:49 Fri 15th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

....and On A Sad Note.....

My Uncle got squashed by a piano. His funeral will be very low key.....
18:38 Thu 14th Apr 201627 answers, last by Patsy33 23:54 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Quite A Buzz..

In the pantomime, I got to play the back end of a bumble bee. I thought I was the bee's knees........
11:22 Thu 14th Apr 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 19:13 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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thelewisgang

Fridge & Freezer Question

I only have a small kitchen & would like to buy a tumble drier but have no room for it. The only thing I could do to make space is putting my fridge on top of my freezer but is this possible or would...
17:05 Thu 14th Apr 201613 answers, last by follyfancier 22:27 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

God Said To Adam............

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that Valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him....
12:40 Thu 14th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 16:08 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Barbie81

Highland News

23 across Run back to the right ?r?t 22 across Perfect all over f?n?s?e?
15:55 Thu 14th Apr 20163 answers, last by Barbie81 16:01 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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ll_billym

Spicy

Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both got rushed to hospital, one's in a korma and the other's got a dodgy tikka....
19:58 Wed 13th Apr 201610 answers, last by Quizproquo 00:13 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Breaking News......

A man who took an airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.....
11:08 Wed 13th Apr 201626 answers, last by Patsy33 22:22 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Let's Talk...

A guy I know came up to me and a group of friends and said, "I heard you've been talking about me, you disgust me!" I said, "Yes, we did"...........
21:10 Wed 13th Apr 20168 answers, last by marval 23:24 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Come Fly With Me

Two Irish blokes were standing on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One had a row of budgies down each arm and the other had a row of parrots down each arm. They both jumped off the cliff landing...
19:37 Wed 13th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 19:49 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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jackierob

Linking Words Local Quiz 26/04/16

1. pipe/easy/hat 2. slow/rice/gas...
16:40 Wed 13th Apr 20163 answers, last by jackierob 16:45 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Testing The Water.....

On holiday I walked into the sea holding a jar of salsa. I had some very funny looks from people. One man said, " What ARE you doing?" I said, " I'm taking a dip"..........
13:51 Tue 12th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 16:28 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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reddog1

Local Mag

Hello, Mr O'Connor isn't in sight (5) ??C?? Fast and lively old Austin (7) ???s?r? Ice cream often seen on motorways (4) n?n? Thanks Reddog
18:56 Tue 12th Apr 20166 answers, last by ubasses 19:22 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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237SJ

David Gest

David Gest has been found dead. They`re dropping like flies this year
16:26 Tue 12th Apr 201615 answers, last by bodeker 23:01 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Yorkshire Baby.............

A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his...
16:06 Tue 12th Apr 20163 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:26 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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lou210621

British Birds

53. Sings among the rushes 55. In spring all thought turns to nesting 56. pick on someone in a grumpy way 58. Dance about the scottish party 60. Booms among the reeds 61. Keep love real in your heart...
13:51 Tue 12th Apr 201623 answers, last by mallyh 11:24 Wed 20th Apr 2016
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Bazile

Have I Got News For You

Anyone see it last night ? Very funny I assume that the lawyers at the beeb , give it the once over before it's transmitted...
12:23 Tue 12th Apr 201619 answers, last by hc4361 15:55 Tue 12th Apr 2016

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