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anneasquith

Dodgy Dave?

Do you know a dodgy Dave?
11:51 Tue 12th Apr 201621 answers, last by mccfluff 15:07 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Question Title Here

My friend said to me, "Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable?" I said, " Not necess-celery"......
11:10 Mon 11th Apr 201629 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:30 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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237SJ

Tom Jones`s Wife

I see Tom Jones`s wife Linda has died. I was only reading about her in his autobiog the other week. RIP
11:55 Mon 11th Apr 201610 answers, last by lady-janine 05:45 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Fancy Dress.

A friend dressed up as a small island off of Italy. He said " What do you think?" " I said don't be Sicily"!......
16:26 Sun 10th Apr 201640 answers, last by Patsy33 12:05 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Painting The Porch.................

An Irishman, Seamus, wanting to earn some weekend pin-money, decided to hire himself out as a ”handy man" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood in Ascot, just outside London. He...
11:46 Mon 11th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Making A Baby............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
11:36 Mon 11th Apr 20164 answers, last by coffeeboy 17:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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lynbrown

Nice Dress

I am short and chubby. If I buy a top in M&S I take a 16 and if I buy a skirt I take a 14. I do not have a waist! Is there a make of dress that caters for the fuller figure? I am OAP but like to look...
18:16 Sun 10th Apr 201613 answers, last by bednobs 20:52 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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mrs_overall

Have You Had Any Holiday Disasters?

None of my holidays have been incident free but my trip to Los Angeles takes the biscuit. Some of the incidents include: 1. On the plane I was seated between two rather butch women - one wanted a...
10:01 Sun 10th Apr 201624 answers, last by TWR 19:33 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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fender62

Best Lager You Ever Had ?

best lager you have drank in the world
18:26 Sat 09th Apr 201633 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:43 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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marval

First Ever

NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest. If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches....
18:55 Sat 09th Apr 201630 answers, last by Patsy33 21:34 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Eve

Spots Round Mouth

Have had problems recently with spots round my mouth and lower cheeks (and arms and shoulders but they are less visible) and am having difficulty in getting rid of them, if anyone has any good...
19:18 Sat 09th Apr 20165 answers, last by Eve 18:35 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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elliemay1

Italian Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
15:58 Sat 09th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 18:51 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Noddfa

Daily Post Saturday April 9Th 2016

Last two - Bridge partners jeer (5) s-e-r (is it swear or sneer) and Ruler has another husband (4) -h-h (is it Shah)...
18:42 Sat 09th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 18:44 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Baldric

Enough Is Enough It's Time To ... .. .

. .. ... knock off and have a sit down. The move went well yesterday, the weather was kind to us, nice and sunny for most of the day. We made 3 trips with the van which as we've only moved about ½...
17:15 Sat 09th Apr 201626 answers, last by Maydup 00:44 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Bbq

I went to Sooty's barbacue. I had a sweep steak......
15:55 Sat 09th Apr 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 17:01 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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tamborine

Dont Earwig

bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
11:33 Sat 09th Apr 20164 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:46 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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souxie

I Prize Cryptic Crossword No 1612

4 Across, Chest of drawers, rich, of fine working (10) 9 Across, Graduate woman's rage about more gin being spilled (8,7) 10 Across, Unexpectedly sharing oil between two countries (5-5) 15 Across, No...
06:11 Sat 09th Apr 20166 answers, last by souxie 10:17 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Pun Down On The Farm.

I took my grandchildren to our local farm, as the Farmer Mr. Barnyard, kindly said we could visit anytime. My neighbours warned me he likes to gossip, a muckraker......
15:57 Fri 08th Apr 201616 answers, last by marval 18:48 Sat 09th Apr 2016
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donny48

Substitution

I am learning the art of cryptic and am enjoying it immensely. I recognise various indicators but where a substitute word is used I get confused, for example...
17:34 Fri 08th Apr 20169 answers, last by DocHH 21:25 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Rabbi Confessional................

A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him...
16:22 Fri 08th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 17:09 Fri 08th Apr 2016

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