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No Common Thence.....

Daffy duck calls down to the hotel desk and asks for a condom. The person on phone asks if he should put it on his bill. "Don't be thupid you thilly man. I'll thuffocate!".......
14:07 Wed 06th Apr 20164 answers, last by viv41 16:27 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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retrocop

The Altar Boy's Confession

AN ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl...
12:17 Wed 06th Apr 20163 answers, last by marval 16:38 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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laurajayne1207

Real Peoples Brain Drainer

Does anyone know thus comedy star 5,6 r?b?? ?????? Solve this anagram ottur 5 letters T????...
11:25 Wed 06th Apr 201615 answers, last by dannyk13 12:03 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Oops

Peter Pan is such a rubbish pilot He Neverlands.......
10:41 Wed 06th Apr 20166 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:10 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Play Nicely!...

There is discord in the orchestra. In the string section, the guitarist accuses someone in the brass section of blowing their own trumpet, and told him to tone it down. The trumpeter looked at...
10:46 Tue 05th Apr 201636 answers, last by Patsy33 23:22 Tue 05th Apr 2016
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jennyjoan

Moneysupermarket

Think that's an awful advertisement with the guy robot dancing but not even that - all men and women gyrating in a vulgar manner is a terrible turnoff....
10:28 Tue 05th Apr 201617 answers, last by Bathsheba 01:32 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Clell

Link Words

1. Aside.......Memory (4) 2. Drop.....Line (5) 3.Black.....Contest (6) 4. Casual........Exchange (6) Thanks for any help....
18:49 Tue 05th Apr 20167 answers, last by Salty 08:22 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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-SharonA-

Bad Headache, Cannot Look Up

Is this a sinus headache? I've been taking paracetamol, but is not helping....
16:02 Tue 05th Apr 201619 answers, last by -SharonA- 21:57 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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lou210621

British Birds Quiz

2.Repeats itself. 5. Sounds like a fish 7. Predator with a striped breast. 16. What you do when in a bad mood. 21. Let us renew our vows. 34. You may be afraid of the sight of this. 36. A meal in a...
11:43 Tue 05th Apr 201617 answers, last by Calibax 18:12 Tue 05th Apr 2016
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drmorgans

Dm 15,246

14d 11 hotel clients waste time (5) G???S...
11:30 Tue 05th Apr 20164 answers, last by drmorgans 11:33 Tue 05th Apr 2016
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ivanmoro

What Would Happen If I Was Swallowed Whole?

Lets just say that i could somehow be shrunk to a couple of inches tall. What would it be like if i was gently swallowed alive by my girlfriend? How would it feel? How long would it take to reach her...
11:05 Tue 05th Apr 201631 answers, last by Dkamps18 17:46 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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helmsman

I Saw -

- a pirate putting on a cheap watch. He was swatch buckling....
19:47 Sun 03rd Apr 201618 answers, last by Patsy33 20:54 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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marval

Escaped

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos....
18:11 Mon 04th Apr 201616 answers, last by marval 21:59 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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Mags22

Raw Milk

Anyone know if this is available in Eye,Suffolk area?
16:20 Mon 04th Apr 201610 answers, last by Peter Pedant 01:54 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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scooke

Rte 15

25a this is hard to uproot(6)???i?h 28a find an outsider to make an impact(3,1,4,2)get a ?l??,?? 15a just a mild exclamation that came from the pits!(4)h???...
11:20 Mon 04th Apr 20166 answers, last by dannyk13 11:36 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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murraymints

Undercover

that was good..can't wait for next week
22:14 Sun 03rd Apr 201615 answers, last by Tizzi24 10:11 Tue 05th Apr 2016
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marval

Paint

A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for the paint, just labour. He asked them, "You did...
16:18 Sun 03rd Apr 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 20:03 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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marval

Cremation

Have you ever wondered what a cremation is like? Well now's your chance to find out. I am not sure I fancy having a go. http://news.sky.com/story/1671898/virtual-cremation-offers-death-experience...
17:25 Sun 03rd Apr 201613 answers, last by hc4361 16:15 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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chanel5

I'm A Misery.

Just can't seem to lift myself out of the doldrums. What a misery I am. Just thought I would say it, in case anyone might be interested.
14:16 Sun 03rd Apr 201614 answers, last by atalanta 19:04 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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Teagarden

Answers Are, Or Contain Seasonal-Ish Words

Help with two please. 1. Soap (5). 2. Choice to be made here (10).
09:34 Sun 03rd Apr 20169 answers, last by Janbuck 19:36 Thu 12th May 2016

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