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Shaglene

Doctor Dave.........

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every...
13:28 Tue 22nd Mar 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 14:04 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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maggiebee

Moo

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ? Because they lactose.
10:27 Tue 22nd Mar 201619 answers, last by marval 19:27 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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Canary42

Tories Struggking With Division.....

Tories struggling with division...... George Osborne apparently also struggling with addition, subtraction and multiplication....
21:13 Mon 21st Mar 201636 answers, last by Patsy33 09:03 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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Patsy33

Gang's Sick Initiation Ceremony.

Has anybody read the news about the terrible cat attacks in Cinderford? Apparently it's been going on for about a month. Cats have been found in local housing estates with limbs missing, shot and...
15:31 Mon 21st Mar 201614 answers, last by Caran 00:23 Tue 22nd Mar 2016
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marval

I'm Great

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....
22:32 Mon 21st Mar 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 22:35 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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bednobs

Retro Food

my friend was talking tody about how she'd been looking for blancmange mix, which prompted a whole convo about "retro" food - food that you haven't eaten for aaaaages. I'll add: evaporated milk;...
20:09 Mon 21st Mar 201668 answers, last by peachybabe 23:03 Tue 29th Mar 2016
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marval

Beware This Cat Burglar

It seems this cat has a bit of a fetish. http://news.sky.com/story/1663570/cat-burglar-obsessed-with-mens-undies...
19:11 Mon 21st Mar 20164 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:22 Wed 23rd Mar 2016
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magicmick

I Had A Dream.........

that I was drowning in an ocean of sparkling orange, then I awoke to find it was just a Fanta sea.
01:13 Mon 21st Mar 201614 answers, last by marval 19:04 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Mara127

Seasonal Songs Quiz (South Creake Memorial Pavilion)C/d 29/3/16

Can anyone help with these 3 questions please 8) Dancin Bird 6,5 16) Greeting from SW19 8, 5, 9 30) Scrooge 4, 2, 9 Thanks...
14:46 Mon 21st Mar 201610 answers, last by Mara127 15:25 Mon 21st Mar 2016
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Patsy33

Noah's Problem

When the ark settled safely after the flood, Noah commanded to all the animals, "Go forth and multiply" He went back into the ark only to find two snakes still sitting at the back. So he commanded...
17:56 Sun 20th Mar 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 20:25 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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Gavmacp

Observer Everyman

Rather horrible this week! Can't get these ones, could you please parse for me! 25a. Move stealthily and softly, right beside bird (5). P???L 22d. Embrace and fuss, then part (5). A???T...
19:19 Sun 20th Mar 20166 answers, last by Gavmacp 19:21 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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Chipchopper

How Does A Dairy Farmer Cut The Grass....

With a lawn mooer
20:44 Sat 19th Mar 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 18:58 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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CrapAtCryptics

Eddie Izzard - 25 Miles To Go Live

http://www.bbc.co.uk/events/e3mwhn/live/c6xnc8 Like him or hate him over a million for charity - what an achievement...
15:44 Sun 20th Mar 201621 answers, last by sp1814 21:25 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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gness

What Are You Having For Tea Tonight?

Me?.....I almost had seventeen little flies.... Put a big glass of wine on the patio table as my treat when I finished gardening.... When I sat down to put up my feet and admire the fruits of my...
17:38 Sun 20th Mar 201633 answers, last by Islay 21:57 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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marval

Shopping

I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology. ‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I’m going to a local shop for the first time; I’ve...
19:03 Sat 19th Mar 20162 answers, last by marval 19:17 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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Shaglene

Bath Time.............

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the Young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also...
12:41 Fri 18th Mar 20167 answers, last by -Talbot- 18:44 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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Svejk

A Not Terribly Interesting Story

But it is quiet. I was just in the 'fag counter' queue at Asda when the girl on the Paypal machine sighed to her colleagues she had nothing to do. Seeing as I only needed the Paypal and the couple of...
16:03 Fri 18th Mar 201646 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:21 Sat 19th Mar 2016
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DTCwordfan

New Words Time

Friday evening what better 2 recent new words that I rather like: * Procaffination - the inability to do anything until having consumed two or three coffees. * Novinophobia - a fear of running out of...
18:23 Fri 18th Mar 201653 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:50 Fri 18th Mar 2016
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maggiebee

Friday Smile

My horse will only come out its stable when it gets dark. It's becoming a night mare....
14:35 Fri 18th Mar 201616 answers, last by waterboatman 09:27 Sun 20th Mar 2016
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tezmand

Boxsets

just finished watching homeland and prison break can anyone recommend more boxsets as good as those two ? dont say breaking bad i tried but cannot get into it...
19:43 Fri 18th Mar 201612 answers, last by sp1814 13:36 Sun 20th Mar 2016

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