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Letters To/ From A Song

1.A homeless person might say this; W E I L M H T M H 2.Words from a loving sibling maybe; H A H H M B...
16:46 Fri 08th Apr 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:02 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Food Fight...

I accidentally dropped a chip on moody daughter's shoulder while having dinner. Looking at her I said, " You've got a chip on your shoulder" She got angry and all defensive saying it must be my fault....
09:53 Fri 08th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Eatock

Daily Mail Friday 8Th Of April

Pitcherwits 4 down they teach owners usually 7 across gardening jibe thanks in advance...
16:03 Fri 08th Apr 20162 answers, last by MargoTester 16:04 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Sssshhhhh

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper...
20:21 Thu 07th Apr 20167 answers, last by marval 21:47 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Parents Leisure ( Or Pleasure) Time...

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable! I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them...
12:29 Thu 07th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 09:19 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Fishy Tale.

Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries. I could have been krilled......
16:21 Wed 06th Apr 201680 answers, last by Patsy33 22:55 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Ricky Gervais.

Anyone seen trailer of new Ricky Gervais film? It's called Life on The Road, which is out in August. David Brent returns to the Office all excited to tell everyone about his new life in a band....
20:33 Thu 07th Apr 20165 answers, last by piggynose 10:42 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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granny grump

Sports Quiz C/d 1 May

Please can you help with clues for the following? 3. Such a noisy little creature (7) 9. Nasty herb has no turn (9) 15. A fishy relaxation (7) (Angling????) 30. floating in the wide blue yonder 9...
20:29 Thu 07th Apr 20165 answers, last by granny grump 21:13 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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jennyjoan

If You Needed A Cleaner

If you needed a cleaner for an hour a week - because you are ill (not for me) how much would you pay. I would pay £10 an hour - friend whom I met yesterday was furious to say she would only pay...
17:09 Thu 07th Apr 201643 answers, last by Jackdaw33 21:32 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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pega

Mephisto 2901

24a Ancient flag reported to be counterfeit 5 ??igd 30a No longer come down a valley that one gets stuck in 6 a??iLe 1d See female on edge go mad 4 f?i? Thanks for helping me...
14:48 Thu 07th Apr 20167 answers, last by pega 17:21 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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bednobs

Does David Furnish Have A Point? And What Could He Be Called?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3522087/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Sir-Elton-title-don-t-asks-hubby.html...
21:26 Tue 05th Apr 201642 answers, last by divebuddy 20:00 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Last Wishes.............

Dave is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder...
13:10 Thu 07th Apr 20168 answers, last by frugalfred 17:27 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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dylanfanatic

In /out

I made my own mind up re the June referendum, I have Dip. LCW after my name and, despite what Ca Moron thinks, can read, write and think for myself. I am LIVID that £9,000,000 is being spent of OUR...
13:51 Thu 07th Apr 201630 answers, last by THEMOTLEY1 20:50 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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cupid04

Why?

Q] Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A] To see his flat mate!...
13:18 Thu 07th Apr 20169 answers, last by Patsy33 13:49 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Bathsheba

Hope This Works......

https://www.facebook.com/cleverly.me/videos?fref=photo amazing idea,....love it! :) Baths x x x...
19:54 Wed 06th Apr 201624 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:44 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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terrya

Cryptic

Three-wheeler of 24 hours isn't working? (3-3,6) O?E-?A?, ??R??? Entreaty half seen to give satisfaction (6) ??E???
09:19 Thu 07th Apr 20169 answers, last by dannyk13 09:24 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

In A Spin

My wife has just left me. She said I was obsessed with cricket. It's really hit me for six.
09:53 Wed 06th Apr 201620 answers, last by scorpiojo 19:12 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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LittleSquidge

Female Name Lalaine - Spelling To Emphasise Pronounciation?

Good evening all, I've always liked the female name Lalaine. The pronounciation I've heard most often and appreciate the most is: la-lane-ee My concern would be that it may be pronounced lal-ain. Is...
17:44 Wed 06th Apr 201622 answers, last by jno 16:14 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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MargoTester

What Are The Odds....

I've just cracked 6 eggs into a bowl and every one was double yolked. I've never come across that before!...
17:22 Wed 06th Apr 201617 answers, last by Cathyhuns 18:07 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Sharing In Marriage.............

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted...
15:58 Wed 06th Apr 20163 answers, last by Tuvok 21:35 Mon 25th Apr 2016

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