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retrocop

Redneck Birth

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him: Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys!" The redneck...
20:02 Sat 30th Apr 20162 answers, last by murraymints 20:49 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Chipchopper

Some Mothers Do Have Em.

A mother shouts up the stairs to her 12 year old son : " Come on Jimmy, its high time you got up! and what time is your dental appointment ?. Two thirty, came the croaky reply. "I know dear" she said,...
19:26 Sat 30th Apr 201611 answers, last by percy1946 00:05 Mon 02nd May 2016
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Saturday

Today's competition is to use the name of a person/a film title/book title/food item/song title/just about anything, and alter it slightly to come up with a witty name for a quiz team. For example:...
10:33 Sat 30th Apr 201638 answers, last by douglas9401 11:21 Wed 04th May 2016
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Chipchopper

Ecclesiastes....

My Grandfather was a master craftsman, wood lathe operator. If he could see some of the shoddy workmanship on cheap foreign imports, in the stores today. Well, I think he would be turning in his...
18:32 Thu 28th Apr 201627 answers, last by Patsy33 22:34 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Ann

Happy Birthday Bathsheba

Have a great day Baths xx
00:06 Fri 29th Apr 201640 answers, last by Patsy33 20:52 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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cupid04

See How Far This Goes...

Good morning pop pickers. Here is a new 'S.H.F.T.G' especially for you all. Just follow each song or lyric with one of your own. I'll start you with:- We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I...
10:34 Fri 01st Apr 2016994 answers, last by Arksided 23:25 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Patsy33

A Messy Prank!

I've been playing a few pranks on my wife recently. Yesterday, I replaced her sleeping tablets with laxatives just before we got into bed. Unfortunately, it backfired on me......
21:18 Thu 28th Apr 20167 answers, last by marval 17:41 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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slinky.kate

Have You Sorted Dinner Out Yet???

home made thai soup home made mince pie and salad home made apple pie and cream (the pastry was frozen stuff)...
16:20 Thu 28th Apr 201640 answers, last by ethandron 20:23 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Sing While You're Sitting..

Just bought an ABBA toilet. What a loo!.........
13:57 Thu 28th Apr 201615 answers, last by marval 16:46 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Chipchopper

Dream Food

I dreamed, I was at a social gathering and when lunch was served, it was : a salmon and rhubarb dish (don't know where that came from) but i wouldn't mind giving it a try if anyone has a good recipe.
10:31 Thu 28th Apr 20165 answers, last by dannyk13 14:23 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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marval

Advice

My doctor told me to cut down on sodium. I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt....
22:42 Wed 27th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 23:21 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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marval

A Chat

Two Pheasants are having a chat One says "fancy being chased into the sky by dogs and then being shot at?" The other says "Only if you're game"....
17:16 Wed 27th Apr 201645 answers, last by tonyav 22:42 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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Maydup

Unusual Sickness

Sorry if not a pleasant subject, but I need some advice about OH who is suffering from sickness today. Its unusual, he is never, ever sick. He hasn't eaten since lunchtime when he had a simple...
22:11 Wed 27th Apr 201638 answers, last by Prudie 20:56 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic.

1.A little way back, copper stood in front of city to find biter.(7) 2. To do drink is to weigh up maybe? (8) 3.Perfect little change for one in charge (7) 4.Swallow hard, return and stop. (4) 5.A...
15:26 Wed 27th Apr 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Wed 27th Apr 2016
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exarmy448

69

A couple in bed and the woman suggests that they should have 69. Whats 69 the man asks. The woman says You put your head between my legs and I will put my head between yours. Sounds good says the man...
12:05 Wed 27th Apr 20167 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:54 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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rogie

Childs Story Book

Story I read years ago about how the pig got his curly tail.....something about going to the stable to see the baby Jesus and was worried that he had nothing to give to him but baby was amused and...
18:30 Tue 26th Apr 20164 answers, last by rogie 22:57 Thu 28th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Long Shelf Life..

Man goes into library looking for a particular book. The Librarian says, "Can I help you sir?" "Yes", he replied, "I'm looking for 'A Lonely Spinster', by Willie Joiner" "Ah you're in luck sir,...
13:45 Tue 26th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 23:28 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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RATTER15

Strange Weather, Snowing In The Full Sun!

A lovely warm and sunny morning at 07.30 this morning, when it started snowing, not heavily but it would have settled very quickly on the bone dry roads, it lasted for about 20 minutes then gone...
08:26 Tue 26th Apr 201617 answers, last by Peter Pedant 21:33 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Nothing Personal..

Just deleted all German names from my mobile. I'm now Hans free.....
12:20 Tue 26th Apr 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 12:58 Tue 26th Apr 2016
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dieseldick

Help !! How To Get Rid Of These Spots ?

i got badly sunburnt last week, my face and especially around lip area has small spots all over, upper lip must have had around 10-20 spots alone, i tried not to squeeze them but i squeezed a few. i...
06:42 Mon 25th Apr 201613 answers, last by Prudie 17:20 Wed 27th Apr 2016

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