I'm sitting in my office and about three metres away is the guy that I snogged for about 2 hours while drunk in the pub on the last day of work before xmas. I haven't even managed to look at him yet...
how do i get over my teenage crush, i've just decided that jade goodey is not the lady for me, especially since she took the court injunction out, and now i,ve decided to devote my life to lilly...
My apologies first off if this should offend anyone in any way. On the Vicar of Dibley yesterday, Alice had suggested burning pubic hair instead of coal as it was more easily accessible and served no...
For the second time in four months a woman driver has crashed in to me- a fastish rear end shunt on the North Circular. The crash was on Radio 2!!!!!. The stupid bint was a police officer and as she...
Or do they prefer a bit of something to grab hold of? I know what I've read in magazines and the papers about this, but was wondering what AB men think.
To cut a long story short, a man-mate (30) of mine had a choice of 2 women the other night... one was gorgeous, but her manner was very immature (20 going on 16) and not very good in bed, and the...
I had a terrible dream last night it felt so real, i dreamt this psycho guy was trying to kill me and he was there with knives stabbing my hands and face, trying to pour hot oil on me and i had to...
i sold my cortina to my neighbour for the princely sum of 50 pounds yesterday and i have subsequently realised i have left a photo album of compromising pictures of myself and a rather hairy faced...
I am here for another hour. I have just realised my parents dogs motion sickness tablets take 1 hr to kick in. Any jokes to keep me amused. Q) What do you call 100 white men chasing a black man? A)...
I am off to the country with my family dogs for a good few days, so this will be my last chance to wish you all a very happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year. Even the Ward~Minter has Christmas...
I REALLY want a pogo stick so that I can re-live my youth, a boob job so I can shed those 5lbs I don't need but still keep my 34C shape, a skiing holiday, a new home in a great location.
This is really awkward... i've bought him the 1st two Adrian Mole books already but it doesn't look like very much.... maybe I could add some Asterix books? Its just that all his mates are into...
I was just wondering how all the people on AB got to hear about it? And when? and whats your routine for using it? ie: at work, after work, before tea, after tea? sorry Ummmm i know its ONE question...
Is anyone else on this website? Am thinking of joining, time to get back 'out there' after my last relationship. Is it worth it? Have you met any nice people or has it been what I dread, a mortifying...
We recently did a survey at work where all staff completed a health questionnaire to determine which areas of their lifestyle possibly needed improvement. The responses were really varied and I...