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Chipchopper

The Butt Of Jokes

Two old folks sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says "I think my butts fallen to sleep". The other replies "Yup heard it snore a couple of times"...
21:06 Thu 02nd Mar 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:48 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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wiltsman

Predictive Text

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday. His funfair is next monkey....
11:50 Tue 28th Feb 20177 answers, last by wiltsman 23:28 Tue 28th Feb 2017
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marval

Genius

A dental hygienist had a family come in one day for their teeth to be cleaned. By the time she was ready for the father, he informed her she had a lot to live up to. His six-year-old daughter kept...
19:07 Mon 27th Feb 20175 answers, last by percy1946 22:24 Tue 28th Feb 2017
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Shaglene

Lost Willy...........

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the...
15:35 Tue 28th Feb 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:55 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Burnt Ears.

A woman was admitted to hospital with two burnt ears. Apparently she answered the phone whilst she was ironing. The doctor asked her how she burnt the second ear. She replied that it happened when she...
20:31 Tue 28th Feb 20176 answers, last by zebo 10:38 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Darts

Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I saif, "You just can't let it go can you?"......
20:41 Sat 25th Feb 20179 answers, last by Baldric 00:29 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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Shaglene

Sheep............

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try...
14:07 Wed 22nd Feb 20174 answers, last by percy1946 00:26 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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ChipaChups

Hunters.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to...
13:40 Tue 24th Jan 20172 answers, last by percy1946 01:25 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Proud Bull Calf.

Two bull calves in a field. One said to the other, "My Great Grandfather was a knight, he was called Sir Loin".......
14:08 Thu 02nd Feb 201711 answers, last by percy1946 01:10 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Jomlett

Fish And Chips

I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work. I think she regrets the names we called our kids....
16:59 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Shaglene 12:34 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Chipchopper

Some Mothers Do Have Em.

A mother shouts up the stairs to her 12 year old son : " Come on Jimmy, its high time you got up! and what time is your dental appointment ?. Two thirty, came the croaky reply. "I know dear" she said,...
19:26 Sat 30th Apr 201611 answers, last by percy1946 00:05 Mon 02nd May 2016
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Islander

Aston Villa

Oppps Are they going to be known as Aston bungalow now ?...
21:00 Sat 16th Apr 201617 answers, last by percy1946 18:56 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

A Ghostly Visit.

A boss said to his employee, " Do you believe in life after death?" The employee said, "Certainly not, there's no proof of it!" Boss says, "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to...
13:25 Tue 19th Apr 20164 answers, last by Zacs-Master 18:51 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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loobyloo1950

Loros Time Quiz Question 31: Help!

Loros Time Quiz Question 31: Help!
21:37 Tue 08th Sep 201527 answers, last by loobyloo1950 21:18 Thu 10th Sep 2015

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