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Shaglene

Japanese Hotel Service........

A English salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan . . . Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on...
11:43 Fri 31st Mar 20173 answers, last by Togo 21:25 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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Smowball

Viagra...

"Apparently viagra is now going to be available to buy outside the NHS now" "Can you get it over the counter then?" "Yes if you take three of them......."...
13:53 Fri 31st Mar 20179 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:23 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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Shaglene

Mayday! Mayday!

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a Cessna aircraft. A moment later the tower land-line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot...
15:53 Wed 29th Mar 20173 answers, last by baza 00:45 Thu 30th Mar 2017
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Shaglene

Harley Street Job.............

A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job...
13:47 Tue 28th Mar 20174 answers, last by percy1946 22:31 Tue 28th Mar 2017
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marval

I Was

I was sitting plucking away at my guitar when I thought. This thing doesn't have any feathers....
16:26 Tue 28th Mar 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 13:12 Wed 29th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Middle Of The Road.

I was weaving dangerously in the middle of the road when it occurred to me that I should find a better place to make a wicker basket....
20:15 Fri 24th Mar 20174 answers, last by Samjenko 15:44 Sat 25th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Overdrawn.

I'm really overdrawn at the bank and they keep phoning me and leaving voicemails. I wish they'd just leave me a loan....
21:18 Thu 23rd Mar 20174 answers, last by weecalf 17:52 Fri 24th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

My Doctor..

My doctor has just told me I'm paranoid. I wonder who else he's told?.......
12:46 Wed 22nd Mar 20175 answers, last by percy1946 18:00 Wed 22nd Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Taxi Driver

I used to be a taxi driver but had to give it up. I couldn't stand people talking behind my back..
14:38 Wed 22nd Mar 20173 answers, last by Fanriffic 20:43 Thu 23rd Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Watch

Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch....
20:34 Fri 17th Mar 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 12:39 Sat 18th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

A Beggar...

A beggar walked up to me and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"....
23:15 Thu 16th Mar 20176 answers, last by Jackdaw33 13:08 Fri 17th Mar 2017
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Smowball

Lettuce Leaf

A woman goes to the doctors with a lettuce leaf poking out of the top of her knickers. "Dear God, what on earths that?" said the doctor. "Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg " she said.........
16:36 Tue 14th Mar 201718 answers, last by Smowball 23:09 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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marval

Dream

Two guys were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams from the night before. "I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod, and this big beautiful lake. What a...
17:03 Tue 14th Mar 20174 answers, last by percy1946 22:57 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

What Music...

A wind turbine asks the turbine next to it, "what music do you like?". It replied, "I'm a huge metal fan...
19:03 Tue 14th Mar 20175 answers, last by percy1946 22:55 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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marval

Not Tonight Dear

A young woman and her husband both work full time, but the fellow never helps out around the house. To him, housework is woman's work. But one evening the woman comes home from work to find the...
23:07 Mon 13th Mar 201710 answers, last by murraymints 09:29 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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Patsy33

Gardener

My husband wouldn't let our daughter marry the local gardener. He said he was too rough around the hedges.....
22:07 Thu 09th Mar 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 14:07 Fri 10th Mar 2017
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Khandro

Confucius He Say,

"Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip."...
12:28 Tue 07th Mar 201716 answers, last by percy1946 19:57 Wed 08th Mar 2017
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Chipchopper

Today....

I couldn't be bothered to cook lunch, so instead I ended up scoffing a whole packet of jaffa cakes. Do you think I'm snacksident prone ?...
19:02 Sat 04th Mar 20177 answers, last by percy1946 00:08 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Shaglene

Eve's Side Of The Story..............

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
13:07 Thu 02nd Mar 20172 answers, last by mazie 00:08 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Dinapal

Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?" Abe replies,"I don't know,...
13:55 Thu 02nd Mar 20177 answers, last by Dinapal 11:14 Fri 03rd Mar 2017

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