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lankeela

Two Mothers

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through...
00:03 Tue 25th Mar 20143 answers, last by ummmm 02:37 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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excelsior-1

Three Ducks In A Bar

A chap walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is...
10:12 Sun 16th Mar 20143 answers, last by roger 01:31 Wed 19th Mar 2014
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chao_yang622

A Final Call For Participants For Accent Rating Task For My Linguistic Assignment!!!

Hi , I'm a student in linguistics and I'm studying people's attitudes toward accents. Till now I have altogether 29 responses, only 1 more needed... Could you please spare 5 minutes and help me fill...
20:08 Tue 18th Mar 20143 answers, last by zabado 08:43 Wed 19th Mar 2014
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maggiebee

Translation Please

Japanese couple having an argument Husband says “Sukitaki” Wife replies “Kowanini” Husband says “toka a anji rondi roumi yahoo” Wife on her knees begging “Mimi nakoudinda tinkouji”...
23:45 Tue 04th Mar 20148 answers, last by roger 16:19 Thu 06th Mar 2014
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AndiFlatland

Another Day, Another Chicken, Another Road,,,

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip? To get to the same side....
23:42 Tue 25th Feb 20142 answers, last by roger 02:41 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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marval

50 Shades Sequals

50 Shades of Hay - erotic Amish novel "50 Shades of Oy Vey" - Erotic Jewish Novel "50 Shades of Ole" - erotic secrets of the Matador "50 Shades of Leis" - Erotic novel of Hawaiian culture 50 Shades of...
18:20 Sat 15th Feb 201410 answers, last by roger 23:07 Mon 17th Feb 2014
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marval

Is This Ed In Later Years?

http://www.motifake.com/dwarves-old-age-dwarves-old-age-demotivational-posters-38777.html...
19:00 Mon 17th Feb 20146 answers, last by roger 22:58 Mon 17th Feb 2014
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Ken4155

Mommy Mommy!

Mommy mommy, why are we going to Australia? Shut up and keep digging. - - - - - - - - - - Mommy mommy, can i play with grandma? No, you've dug her up twice already this week. - - - - - - - - - - Mommy...
15:23 Sun 09th Feb 20141 answer, last by roger 00:59 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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carrust

My Mate's...

....just had a circumcision done on the cheap.....It was a rip-off......
20:57 Mon 10th Feb 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:04 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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EDDIE51

Men And The Three Ages Of Sex

Did you know that a man's sexual drive is divided into 3 phases depending on his age? 1st phase 18 to 35 > Tri weekly 2nd phase 35 to 50 > Try weekly 3rd phase 50 plus > Try weakly...
21:21 Mon 10th Feb 20145 answers, last by emmie 16:05 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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cupid04

It's Gnome Joke.....

Alternative films and tv. Gnome alone ET phone gnome Sherlock gnomes Gnome and away Mad Max: Beyond the thunder gnome. Alternatives to music. Gnoming me, gnoming you Gnome woman, gnome cry Country...
02:53 Mon 03rd Feb 201415 answers, last by AndiFlatland 02:40 Tue 04th Feb 2014
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Butterbun

New Girlfriend

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his privates, something she seemed to love to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her "Why...
14:50 Fri 01st Nov 20133 answers, last by roger 19:09 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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marval

It Grows

A man walks into a shop and is looking at the handbags. He picks one up and asks the assistant how much it would cost. The assistant replies "£200 for that one". Shocked the customer says "£200! Why...
16:58 Fri 01st Nov 20134 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:54 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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marval

Definitions

Potent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby. Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do. Carpet: A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile. Explain: A former flying vehicle. "Gynecologist" A...
13:24 Wed 05th Jun 201310 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:18 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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cupid04

Tonyav And Sunnydave.

Tonyav and SunnyDave are at the urinals when one glances at the other and notices his friend's willy is twisted like a corkscrew. 'wow!' tonyav gasps. 'I've never seen one all curly like a pig's tail...
23:55 Sun 26th May 201315 answers, last by tonyav 07:16 Tue 28th May 2013
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marval

Burnt

There was a boy who did not speak a single word until the age of fifteen. One day during breakfast he suddenly announced. The toast is burnt. Why didn’t you say something sooner? Exclaimed his...
21:27 Sat 20th Apr 20133 answers, last by roger 00:20 Mon 22nd Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

The Papal Visit

A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom. "Do a good job," she ordered, "and...
19:24 Thu 11th Apr 201310 answers, last by Baldric 22:44 Thu 11th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

How Does He Train 'em?

Http://www.youtube.com/v/Pl9PTbtZvMw?version=3&hl=en_US&;rel=0< I Hope this works.... Jem...
23:55 Mon 18th Mar 20138 answers, last by RATTER15 02:04 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

A G N B

that's bang out of order...
19:20 Mon 11th Mar 20134 answers, last by roger 21:34 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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jlc2

Can You Asnwer This Brainteaser?

Can you please complete this 2 minute brainteaser. It is interesting. I need 500 responses for my college thesis! Your help would be greatly appreciated! Here is the link:...
19:51 Sun 10th Mar 201346 answers, last by I_Hate_Infinity 23:52 Wed 13th Mar 2013

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