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DTCwordfan

Michael Barrymore Story.

During a rain delayed cricket match, the announcer used the time to share some cricket trivia with his co-presenter. "You know who hit the most sixes between 1975 and 1985 ?. None other than Ian...
17:49 Wed 04th Mar 20157 answers, last by magicmick 23:45 Wed 04th Mar 2015
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maggiebee

Patience

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her trolley. As they passed the cake section, the little girl asked for cakes and when her mother told her "no," the little...
11:12 Thu 05th Feb 20151 answer, last by roger 22:38 Fri 06th Feb 2015
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marval

Ebay

I am so impressed with the amplifier I bought off ebay. I've left the seller some excellent feedback....
17:35 Tue 03rd Feb 20156 answers, last by janbee 05:48 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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trt

Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - Held In Isolation.

A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of...
15:13 Wed 04th Feb 20158 answers, last by frugalfred 14:18 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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Graham-W

Delay In Publishing The Chilcot Report

I am unreliably informed that the delay in publishing this report is due to embarrassment concerning a retracted portion of the original document. At the time there was an outbreak of mice in several...
12:26 Fri 23rd Jan 20151 answer, last by roger 19:08 Fri 23rd Jan 2015
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lindapalmara

Old Couple

An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around...
19:40 Sat 27th Dec 201412 answers, last by roger 01:58 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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EDDIE51

Why Are T*rds Tapered?

Why are t*rds tapered ? So the cheeks of your @rse don't close with a bang!...
00:21 Thu 01st Jan 20152 answers, last by roger 01:45 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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Chipchopper

One For The Kids...

Q, Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7 ?. A, Because the number 7...8...9....
19:34 Sun 16th Nov 201420 answers, last by roger 16:28 Mon 17th Nov 2014
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Hopkirk

What Is..

What is brassy, and sounds like Tom Jones?
10:24 Mon 17th Nov 201417 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:45 Mon 17th Nov 2014
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McMouse

By Gum

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who,...
12:33 Mon 17th Nov 20141 answer, last by roger 16:18 Mon 17th Nov 2014
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anaxcrosswords

My Dwarf Girlfriend…

…went to work this morning really upset with me. I have this tendency to make jokes about her size. Must admit I’m feeling guilty. But I’m really going to make it up to her this evening. Have...
16:10 Wed 12th Nov 20145 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:13 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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maurice

Doctor's Test Question

Which number did doctors use to ask the patient to say as a test? I'm fascinated by the same query posted under "Quizzes" & know what is meant, but am probably too old to remember! Does anyone else...
07:14 Fri 07th Nov 20147 answers, last by BlackadderV 02:48 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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RATTER15

Splashed!!

I was walking through a zoo the other day but due to cut backs the lights in the cages were out. Suddenly I heard a growl and something warm and wet splashed my face. I started feeling faint and...
19:23 Mon 10th Nov 20142 answers, last by roger 02:25 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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roger

Answerbank Survey Etc

The constant arrival of this survey screen has totally ruined the Answer bank for me. I shall not return.
16:49 Mon 10th Nov 201425 answers, last by AB Editor 17:09 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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RATTER15

Why Are There No Jehovah's Witnesses In Heaven?

Why are there no Jehovah's witnesses in heaven? Because God and Saint Peter are behind the gates saying, "Sssshhhhhh! pretend we are not in!!".....
08:11 Thu 02nd Oct 20145 answers, last by roger 01:19 Fri 03rd Oct 2014
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marval

Dear Doctor

Dear Doctor, I wish to have a vasectomy. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I know that contraceptives are absolutely useless. After getting...
22:03 Sat 09th Aug 20147 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 17:32 Mon 11th Aug 2014
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maggiebee

I Have Some Questions

I found these on an old post from 2011. The were posted by starone but I thought they were worth another airing! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean that...
10:35 Sat 19th Jul 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 04:23 Mon 21st Jul 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Shipwrecked....

...erm, I apologise in advance for this one, awful, but had to giggle.... A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damien, Darren and Deirdre. They...
20:36 Thu 26th Jun 20143 answers, last by Daij 10:06 Sun 29th Jun 2014
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marval

Hold

A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this...
17:43 Fri 28th Mar 20143 answers, last by roger 02:51 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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Peaspeculiars

New Type Of Bedtime Drink...

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a 'power beverage' suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man...
20:58 Fri 28th Mar 20143 answers, last by roger 02:50 Mon 31st Mar 2014

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