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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
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Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon.

I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
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Two artists had an art... ...
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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
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I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"
"What a weirdo," I thought.
Anyway we all started to clap... ...
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Against all advice I have started my own company.
‘Dave’s rubbish removals’.
A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
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There were these three sisters, Anne, Jan and Fanny. Anne and Jan went on a double date and their date said: "Wow, you both have really big feet."
Anne said: "You shoukld see our Fanny's...they're... ...
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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) today,   https://stin.to/f0blx#     ...
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Awful weather conditions today. I've just visited my 80 years old neighbour to ask her if she needed anything from the shops.
Turns out that she does, so I've given her my list as well. No point in... ...
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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) today.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
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The hardest part of a long distance relationship is persuading the wife to move away. ___ I once had a fling with a woman from my fencing club.
It was a rather sworded affair. ___ I'm looking to buy an... ...
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"Dad, what does 'ignoramus' mean”?
"I've no idea son”.
“Probably some type of dinosaur”. ___ My American friend asked me if I had ever been abroad?
I said: "No, I've always been a fella!" ___ Today my... ...
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QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
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My therapist told me to stop inventing scenarios in my head.
Which is odd, since I don't have a therapist. ___ I've just checked my home insurance cover policy and apparently, if my duvet is stolen... ...
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The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.
He was even hired to design entire... ...
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QUIZ of the week is today at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#   ...
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Some scumbags have nicked our tree.
Bring back the birch I say !!!! ___ I don't normally fart in burger king but when I do it's a whopper! ___ Last night l slept with the bedside light on, people may... ...
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A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see... ...
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I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and... ...

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