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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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The cheeky kids next door challenged me to a water fight, I said,”Give me 5 minutes and I’ll be ready as soon as the kettles boiled.” ___ For a minute I thought the job centre was trying to appeal... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Henry Ford

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with... ...

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Yes There's More Too.

My local chef got caught embezzling, he was cooking the books. ___ One day I hope to lose so much weight that I win the Nobelly Prize! ___ So a big group of fawns, moose and elks got together and had... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Hospital Notes.

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in
NHS.

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's... ...

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It's That Man Again.

Although I've now gone bald, l still keep the comb I've had for nearly 20 years.
I just can't part with it. ___ I've figured out how to avoid getting parking tickets, I've taken the windscreen wipers... ...

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English Test

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer... ...

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Washing Line

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she... ...

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Plus A Few More

I recently went for a job interview at a sewage farm.
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools. ___ I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the... ...

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A Few More Goodies

I found this on the menu at the local cafe - idemx rilgl.
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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On A Flight

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks... ...

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There's More

I’ve just found out that a few months ago the pound shop has been taken over by the 99p shop, it took a while for the penny to drop. ___ I was walking along the beach this morning singing puppet on... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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It's The Way I Tell Em.

I've cut down on my drinking. I now have one large dram before bed.
Last night l went to bed 6 times. ___ I got the job of senior director at old MacDonald's farm
I'm now the CiEiO. ___ Me: “Who is the... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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A Few More

I went to McDonalds today, it was tipping down with rain.
He said what can I get you?
I said a Big Mac please. ___ Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me... ...

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And There's More

I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house. ___ A farmer mate of mine... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here's Some More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Henry Ford

Yes There's More Too.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Hospital Notes.

It's That Man Again.

English Test

Washing Line

Plus A Few More

A Few More Goodies

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

On A Flight

There's More

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

It's The Way I Tell Em.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

A Few More

And There's More

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