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I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
16:33 Tue 09th Apr 20243 answers, last by Canary42 20:57 Fri 12th Apr 2024
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Must Help The Rabbi

A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.

There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
16:37 Mon 08th Apr 20241 answer, last by Smowball 05:01 Tue 09th Apr 2024
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Rondy

A Tale

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
16:24 Mon 08th Apr 20244 answers, last by dustypuss 16:16 Mon 06th May 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm (British time)   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
13:51 Sun 07th Apr 2024
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And There's More

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
11:30 Sun 07th Apr 20242 answers, last by bookbinder 11:49 Sun 07th Apr 2024
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I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
14:29 Fri 05th Apr 20241 answer, last by Barsel 14:32 Fri 05th Apr 2024
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Yes, There's More

Just bumped into an old mate today. I said, "What are you doing these days?"
He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, *** heads and down and outs."
I said, "Oh, are you working for... ...
12:07 Thu 04th Apr 2024
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And There's More

Father in a conversation with a neighbour...
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbour: "Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?"
Father:... ...
15:12 Wed 03rd Apr 2024
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There's More

I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
12:01 Mon 01st Apr 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week at 6pm (British time) today.  https://stin.to/f0blx#   ...
14:57 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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It's Raining

So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
11:53 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by ladybirder 12:03 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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A Few More

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
13:29 Fri 29th Mar 20242 answers, last by retrocop 13:57 Fri 29th Mar 2024
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And There's More

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the Ringmaster.

"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."

He climbs up to the high wire... ...
14:30 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie,... ...
13:26 Tue 26th Mar 2024
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First off I am ok. 😑 😬
I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at a petrol station in Broughton. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to... ...
12:12 Mon 25th Mar 2024
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm.   https://stin.to/f0blx# ...
17:23 Sun 24th Mar 2024
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And There's More

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
18:10 Sat 23rd Mar 20242 answers, last by Barsel 18:19 Sat 23rd Mar 2024
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There's More

Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they... ...
14:52 Fri 22nd Mar 2024
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A Few More

Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...



She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
16:20 Tue 19th Mar 20243 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Tue 19th Mar 2024
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News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...
16:19 Mon 18th Mar 20242 answers, last by retrocop 17:03 Mon 18th Mar 2024

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