Rondy Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Rondy

Here's A Few More.

Some scumbags have nicked our tree.
Bring back the birch I say !!!! ___ I don't normally fart in burger king but when I do it's a whopper! ___ Last night l slept with the bedside light on, people may... ...

Rondy

A Day At The Races

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see... ...

Rondy

It's The Way I Tell Em.

I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

More Laughs.

I went to the annual Native American dance contest yesterday , unfortunately it was canceled because of the rain. ___ The U.S. has announced it will be launching a space ship to apologise to the... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. British time. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Time For A Few More.

I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...

Rondy

Time For A Few More.

I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm, tonight. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Some More Funnies

I was up in the attic yesterday and found a 1977 Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm Today. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

They Keep Coming

Went out to dinner last night,The waiter comes over to our table and says," For starters we have Badger Soup,followed by Badger Roast and finishing with Badger Mousse" I said," Is there anything... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Want Soe More?

I made a pair of trousers out of spider web silk.
The only problem is, the flies keeping getting stuck. ___ Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link starts at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

They Keep Coming

I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs.
They have reception there. ___ I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks ....
but then I got... ...

Rondy

Turkey Dinner

Twelve Days of Turkey On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me “I’m glad we bought a fresh turkey and a proper Christmas tree.” On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

CHRISTMAS QUIZ starts at 6pm today. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

Rondy

Here's A Few More.

My wife took the car to the mechanic and said, "I'm tired of this transvestite engine."
The mechanic replied while laughing, "You mean transverse engine."
She said, "No it keeps slipping into the... ...

Rondy

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of https://stin.to/f0blx#the week tonight at 6pm. Next week the SPECIAL XMAS QUIZ. ...

Questions

Answers

Best Answers

Here's A Few More.

A Day At The Races

It's The Way I Tell Em.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

More Laughs.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Time For A Few More.

Time For A Few More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Some More Funnies

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

They Keep Coming

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Want Soe More?

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

They Keep Coming

Turkey Dinner

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here's A Few More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Latest Posts

Refresh