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My wife and i often laugh about how competitive we are
I laugh louder though. ___ Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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I've got a friend who can only count up to three, but he still got a job.
He puts the crisps into Walkers crisp packets. ___ A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest,... ...

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I asked my grandma how she was enjoying her new stair lift. she said it was driving her up the wall. ___ I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop later. Their fielders and bowlers... ...

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A couple, Dave and Mabel, were staying at the Grand Hotel Llandudno -- fourth floor.
Dave calls the Hotel Manager "Come up quick. we've been arguing and Mabel wants to throw herself out of the... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe!"
She said "Is that because I’m small and cute?" I replied "No, it's because I’ll probably end up banging... ...

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Just pipped in the pub quiz again tonight.

Apparently Joan of Arc was not Noah's wife.
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We was so poor as kids my mum used to buy our clothes out of the army and navy store.

Wasn't so funny going... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him... ...

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A Letter To Mum

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,... ...

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Just bought a humpty dumpty toy from Aldi.
It's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men. ___ Managed to get hold of a box of counterfeit Mr Kipling Apple tarts.
They're... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz link, starting at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?"
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...

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Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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I went into a caravan showroom the other day and said to the salesman:
"I'd like to buy a motorhome."
He said "Camper?"
I said "Oooo, get you, I'd like to buy a motorhome, sweety." ___ "What am I going... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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A lady of the night was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest... ...

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I got my face slapped by the new girl at work today. I only asked If she spits or swallows.
It seems like a reasonable question, being as we are both wine tasters. ___ A thief broke into my house... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight, (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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