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I bought a book on how to re-wire my house.
I was shocked when I realised it was written by amateurs. ___ Managing your weight around the Christmas and New Year break just requires a little planning....

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There's More

You have to feel sorry for Jonathan Ross, he's just spent two weeks in Powys, thinking that he'd booked for a fortnight in the French Capital City. ___ I'll tell you how good my Doctor is: He... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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I Was in a movie today called 'Cling film'
Got a bit irritated when the director said 'You can go home now it's a wrap' ___ BREAKING NEWS:- MAN KILLED BY STEAMROLLER
Police are not sure what happened... ...

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A Letter (You Know Who)

Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get... ...

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It's The Way I Tell Em.

I was standing in the queue in Aldi earlier and a voice announced "Checkout no.5 please."
I thought, I've seen better than her. ___ Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife?... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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They Keep Coming

I was raised by a herd of billy goats.
We couldn't afford a nanny. ___ The total number of people who get words wrong, would cover an area the thighs of whales. ___ I went for a drink with some heavy... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Me, With More.

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Some More Gems.

I got talked into buying a pre Cremation package today, the upside is if I die in a fire I get half the money back. ___ Someone has stolen a broken set of scales which I was hoping to fix.
They'll... ...

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It's The Way I Tell Em.

A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting.
The Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ My wife is doing an experiment. She's wearing a Man Utd shirt for a week to get peoples reactions.... ...

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They Keep Coming

I asked my mate what part of the USA his wife was from.

He replied 'Alaska'...

Well - to be honest I thought he would know!

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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...

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They Keep Coming

I asked my mate what part of the USA his wife was from.
He replied 'Alaska'...
Well - to be honest I thought he would know! ___ Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is today at 6pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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And Here's Some More For You.

Two tapeworms in a high ranking army officer.
One says to the other "What's up mate, you look really down?"
The other replies "Oh, nothing really, just life in General" ___ We've started going to a... ...

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I've Just had a sage and onion enema.
It's knocked the stuffing out of me. ___ Cucumbers are really good for memory............
Someone stuck one up my mates *** 30 years ago and he still remembers... ...

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm today. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx# ...

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Here's Some More.

The cheeky kids next door challenged me to a water fight, I said,”Give me 5 minutes and I’ll be ready as soon as the kettles boiled.” ___ For a minute I thought the job centre was trying to appeal... ...

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They Keep Coming

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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Want Some More?

A Letter (You Know Who)

It's The Way I Tell Em.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

They Keep Coming

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Me, With More.

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Some More Gems.

It's The Way I Tell Em.

They Keep Coming

They Keep Coming

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

And Here's Some More For You.

Want Some More?

Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here's Some More.

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