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Making A Will

A man went to his lawyer and said "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer says "No problem, leave it all to me". The man looks somewhat upset ... "Well I...
13:52 Wed 30th Dec 20202 answers, last by Canary42 20:49 Wed 30th Dec 2020
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The Hillbilly's

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?" The doctor explained, "This is an...
19:54 Tue 29th Dec 2020
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Jericho

The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he doesn't know, but it definitely is not him. The...
17:38 Tue 29th Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 17:51 Tue 29th Dec 2020
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Eating Right

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have...
09:56 Tue 29th Dec 20204 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:16 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Life Insurance

Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked. "Suppose I take the life insurance for my...
12:39 Sun 27th Dec 2020
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Being Drunk

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on draught lager he beats me up." Doctor: "I...
10:20 Sat 26th Dec 20201 answer, last by Old_Geezer 10:28 Sat 26th Dec 2020
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Retirement Home

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the day room of the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight...
19:11 Fri 25th Dec 20201 answer, last by hellywelly4 19:12 Fri 25th Dec 2020
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In Court

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. “Isn’t it true, “he bellowed, “that you were given £500.00 to throw this case?” The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though...
14:03 Fri 25th Dec 2020
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A New Hearing Aid

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman. "Anything from £2 to £2,000." "Can I see the £2 model?"...
19:51 Wed 23rd Dec 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:05 Wed 23rd Dec 2020
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Buddy

An man drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!"...
19:30 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Poor Fisherman

Gavin had been fishing all day without any luck. On the way home he stopped at a fish market and said to the clerk, "Please stand there and throw me a few of your biggest trout." The clerk was...
14:12 Tue 22nd Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 15:00 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Dog Tired

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An...
19:57 Mon 21st Dec 20202 answers, last by zebo 12:24 Tue 22nd Dec 2020
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Kids Questions

A woman and her son were taking a cab in London. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mummy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?" "They're...
14:21 Mon 21st Dec 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 16:19 Mon 21st Dec 2020
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At A Crowded Bar

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to...
13:42 Sun 20th Dec 20202 answers, last by Canary42 17:56 Sun 20th Dec 2020
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Old Geezers

The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogy...
10:15 Sun 20th Dec 20201 answer, last by Old_Geezer 10:18 Sun 20th Dec 2020
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Father Christmas

Took my young son to see Father Christmas yesterday and he stank of booze and fags... God knows what Father Christmas thought!...
14:38 Sat 19th Dec 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 17:51 Sat 19th Dec 2020
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Parents Who Missed Going To School

These are not made up, they really were letters to Merseyside schools: (Spellings have been left intact.) My son is under a doctor's care and should not takeP.E. today. Please execute him. Please...
16:41 Fri 18th Dec 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 01:20 Sat 19th Dec 2020
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Blind Man

There was a blind man standing by the road side, begging for loose change. A man passing by gave him a fake £1 coin. Later the man passed by the beggar again. This was what ensued between the man and...
19:07 Thu 17th Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 19:09 Thu 17th Dec 2020
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Eye Surgery

Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in Laser surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking....
15:48 Thu 17th Dec 20202 answers, last by jno 18:39 Thu 17th Dec 2020
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And More

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite pub. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re...
17:13 Wed 16th Dec 20203 answers, last by zebo 20:41 Wed 16th Dec 2020

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