I know nothing about my son's Xbox and the games he has, but only realised recently that one of the games his dad bought him when he last saw him was COD Black Ops. My son is 12,almost 13. My...
Cant find his mum anywhere. A security guard spots him wandering around and asks him whats wrong. "I've lost my mum" says the boy "What's she like?" says guard "Big d*cks and...
Was listening to radio this morning and they had a funny section where they asked listeners to text in the first txt that came through when they switched on their mobiles this morning. Some were so...
In the square Aflie and Roxy are doing a BBQ in the sunshine, bright blue sky, lovely day. Suddenly Kim announces over a loudhailer that she is offering free drinks to celebrate the B & B re...
Even though we live in a busy area, our Vodafone signal has always been bad, yet when my phone was due for an upgrade I was assured that the problem was being dealt with and so I stuck with vodafone...
I want to buy a big silver mirror and large fluffy rug for my lounge, but I need to replace my garden table and chairs. I want to buy new blonds for my bedroom and bathroom, but I need to replace my...
I very occasionally sleepwalk, and the other night I came downstairs in my sleep and lay on the sofa, where I awoke in the morning. Not that bad you may think, except for the fact that I sleep naked!...
Why do men want to cook when they get in late at night from the pub, when they are half cut? Has to involve a frying pan and lots of oil, oh and they never cook at any other time. And then they leave...
Why were they all saying that it was Sunday, the day after the live show when clearly it was still Saturday night, just later on? Everybody was wearing the same outfits, and the voting closed at 9pm...
Kids!! lol My youngest strll lives at home with me. The 3 elder ones all live 120/130 miles away and within 15 mins of each other. Today i am driving up to see them and yet again the eldest son has an...
Ive had a bad headache since last night, pain is in right eye and temple. have taken Nurofen,Co-codamol and nothig is touching it. Whats the best thing to take for this type of headache? Its throbbing...
After EIGHT years chasing CSA for my son's father to pay towards him, and with me endlessly calling them to tell them that yes he is on benefits but yes he also works full time cash in hand, and even...
Rowanwitch helped me last time but dont know if she is about. Amaryllis that was almost dead - have followed her advice and now has 3 bright green leaves, two are about 8/9 inches long and one is over...
When I was very little my mum taught me to knit -she was incredibly good at it. By the time I was a teenanger I was also very good and could knit the most complex of patterns which I was very proud...