There's naff all range on the dipped beam. They are lit up but don't seem to shine very far. Driving home tonight from Belfast I was clenched at times driving nearly blind through the dark bits of...
I remember my first, a Nokia 101 back in 1994. Supplied by my boss so I could be on call for emergencies. This phone was the size of a house and ten miles from Manchester there would be no signal....
Snow still piled up. Only single track cleared. Leaving the car at home and biking it to work. Hills sort the men from the boys, Bradley Wiggins would need a breather with these hills
Really surprised at the quality of vehicles they got for such a small budget. I'm in the market myself for a big estate right now and rather like the 528 that Jezza got. Who else in AB's vast...
Estate car (need to have bicycle living in boot) Automatic (back won't tolerate clutch in heavy traffic) Run on petrol (modern turbo-diesels seem to break very expensively nowadays) Change out of four...
Tesco reported that the Gangnam-Style craze has lead to a surge in demand for Korean food.
So that explains why I haven't seen any stray dogs for a while....
Ignore their water bowl inside, full of nice clean, boiled, chlorine-free water to go outside and drink out of the fishpond or a filthy puddle? Stick their nose out the back door when it is raining,...
Sorry if this is a silly question but I'm not particularly au-fait with this. Can I connect more than one broadband router to the same telephone line? My router is currently upstairs with my desktop...
As they have had such a dreadful year so far it was such a joy to have over 40 butterflies in my rather modest back garden all day today. My shrubs and wildflowers were covered with them, they were...
A mad dog was running round in a pub, and he crouched down and left a big steaming richard on the axeminster. Moments later a man walked in and not expecting to come across dog dirt in the public bar...
What's the best way to eradicate vermin from above my ceiling? Sounded like Mr. Jangles & his pals were doing Riverdance up there the other night. Don't want to use poison as they'll just go and...
The missus was tired of her car and wanted a fresh one for the sake of it. I said NO, there's naff all wrong with what we have now, that will do. I was abroad on business when she called me saying...
I had a cat once that linked the sound of the electric tin opener to a fishy treat. If I opened a tin of salmon I'd give him the fat, bones and skin. No matter where he was, as soon as I opened a tin...
In your absence here's my night-night song. The missus was bitter after Ireland's appalling show and supported Ukraine to win last night.
Thpbthbt! In-ger-land!...
Anyone any idea what the episode was called where they got a cuckoo clock and ended up nailing the cuckoo inside? I think it was one of the early b/w shows but could be wrong. I got the box set of the...