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Washing Powder

On the packet it said it would remove stains even when you set the machine at 30 degrees. But that would mean pulling the machine out of the slot under the worktop and having it on the crab in the...
23:20 Sun 28th Sep 20145 answers, last by maggiebee 08:44 Mon 29th Sep 2014
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Police Raffle

A woman gets pulled over by the old bill for doing 47 in a 30 limit. The officer handed her a fixed penalty notice saying there was no point pleading and she was getting a ticket like it or not. "Is...
20:14 Mon 22nd Sep 20141 answer, last by marval 21:23 Mon 22nd Sep 2014
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Totp 1979

Have the beeb shelved the repeats of classic TOTP? I always looked forward to 7:30pm on Thursday. I can understand the odd void when the episode for that week had been hosted by Jimmy S but it is now...
00:38 Sat 13th Sep 201411 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:38 Sun 28th Sep 2014
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Northern Lights

Anyone caught sight of them yet? Supposed to be a good show on tonight but so far in southern Ulster the night sky just resembles Wigan on a clear day.
00:02 Sat 13th Sep 20147 answers, last by Nibble 17:23 Sun 14th Sep 2014
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Flasher

A young lady entered the police station to make a complaint. She started explaining to the officer at the desk the sequence of events. "A man drew up to the pavement in his car beside me with the...
23:12 Fri 29th Aug 20146 answers, last by clyde59 14:23 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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M&s

Went to Marks & Sparks today. Really disappointed. The place was spotless, not a blemish. And the electrical wiring was tip top. So there were no marks and no sparks....
22:55 Sun 24th Aug 20144 answers, last by Svejk 06:27 Mon 25th Aug 2014
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Wasps

Where are all the stripey *** this year? Normally my house is full of them come mid July, all making a bee line to come and sting me just for the sheer hell of it but this year there have been none....
22:20 Sun 20th Jul 20149 answers, last by craft1948 23:10 Sun 20th Jul 2014
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British Gas

Took a cold call the other evening from an Indian gentleman claiming to be from British Gas enquiring who my electricity supplier was. For this exercise let's call him Sandeep. Sandeep: Begging your...
00:18 Wed 16th Jul 20148 answers, last by ichkeria 07:08 Wed 16th Jul 2014
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Social Media

Twitter and Facebook are merging. From July 1st all users will be a Twitface.
22:35 Sun 22nd Jun 20146 answers, last by Baldric 16:59 Mon 23rd Jun 2014
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Cheapest Car To Insure For A 17 Year Old Lad? Suggestions Please.

When I was learning I got a Vauxhall Viva for £50 and it cost me £250 to insure it. Now my son is learning and I found what I thought would be ideal. A Peugeot 206 1.1LX on a '99 plate for €300....
23:52 Sun 25th May 201416 answers, last by jbone 14:31 Wed 20th Jul 2016
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Terios Seatbelt Too Short

My wife has had her heart set on a Terios for a while. Now that her Peugeot 206 is getting tired and falling due for replacement we looked at a Terios this afternoon. Fine specimen, not a thing wrong...
01:50 Sun 16th Mar 20143 answers, last by malana3 14:27 Mon 17th Mar 2014
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Injections Into The Eye

I have the early onset of diabetic retinopathy. No visual impairment now and maybe not for some years to come but it has been suggested that at some point injections into the eye may be needed to...
23:15 Wed 12th Mar 201411 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:22 Thu 20th Mar 2014
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Ashes To Ashes

Was watching the box set tonight and it dawned on me that the title music is very similar to one of Jeremy Clarkson's DVDs where lots of cars get blown up but which one was it?
00:29 Sun 09th Mar 20141 answer, last by mikey4444 17:57 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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Traction Control

Why does my front wheel drive Kia Cee'd have a button to turn off the traction control? Why would I want to do that? If it was rear wheel drive I could understand it as it would let me do powerslides...
22:39 Thu 20th Feb 20144 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:14 Fri 21st Feb 2014
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Oops!

Little Jenny in the class of 5-year-olds was wriggling about in her seat. The teacher asked what was wrong. "I've wet my knickers" Jenny replies rather gingerly. "UNDERWEAR!" the teacher shouts back....
23:47 Sun 16th Feb 20143 answers, last by sidkid 13:10 Mon 17th Feb 2014
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Trousers Ringing Like A Telephone

A chap in the pub got so drunk he wet himself. Ashamed, he called his sister to come and rescue him. "Where are you ringing from?" she asked. "From the waist down" was his slurred reply....
00:37 Sat 08th Feb 20145 answers, last by Butterbun 11:57 Sat 08th Feb 2014
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Are French Cars Still So Terrible?

This ticks all my boxes, having a gander tomorrow. What should I look for? http://www.cbg.ie/renault-megane-1.6-2005-meath...
00:35 Thu 16th Jan 201415 answers, last by tonyav 00:28 Sun 19th Jan 2014
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Subaru Outback

Seen a 2005 Outback 2.4 petrol auto advertised at a dealer. Seems to tick all my boxes. Do these ever break and when they do are the repairs costly?
23:08 Tue 14th Jan 20142 answers, last by jake-the-peg 13:55 Wed 15th Jan 2014
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Windows Xp Obsolete?

My son has come to me in a blind panic having heard rumours that Windows XP is going to become obsolete and if your computer won't put up with Vista or above you need a new machine. What's the SP...
01:01 Mon 30th Dec 201311 answers, last by TTG 21:47 Wed 01st Jan 2014
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Tasty Beverage Or A Hooker

A chap was looking for some refreshment at Heathrow while waiting to be called for his delayed flight. He asked at the counter what was available and was told he could have Pan Am coffee or TWA tea.
23:18 Tue 03rd Dec 20135 answers, last by baza 23:32 Tue 03rd Dec 2013

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