The missus has her heart set on one now that her Fiesta is tired and the scrapyard is calling. She wants a 1.3 4-wheel-drive model from '99 to '03 as we live on a steep hill that is difficult to...
Poured myself a glass of Stella, went to the lavatory while the adverts were on, came back and my pint glass was empty and the dog was licking her lips. She was looking for another can, the dipso. The...
What's the best bait for my mousetraps? I have four of them, of the style you see on Tom & Jerry. On the box they came in it said best was chocolate or peanut butter. I have no peanut butter,...
Further to my earlier string 'knee knackered' I saw the consultant a few weeks ago and had an MRI scan. He did tell me what the condition was called but I can't for the life of me remember it. In...
Anyone else notice BBC1 & 2 dreadful quality last night? Usually my signal quality is 98% but last night kept plunging below 20% with subsequent breakup of audio & video. Yet signal strength...
Currently have a Tesco Value Freeview +HD box, 98% signal quality, getting between 30 and 36% signal strength from Northern Ireland and 58% signal strength from the Republic. Series link is not always...
I was walking my boxer through the town today when she went for a cat that was in an alcove. I never noticed the cat because there was a nice girl in a very tight pair of jeans across the road that...
My insurance renewal came through, wrong side of eight hundred notes. Rang them up, told them my points were spent and came off my licence in January but they said that even though the points were...
Hey Folks, need your input. In agony here when I try to straighten my left leg. When my knee gets to about 30 degrees the kneecap seems to move up slightly and click, that is when I am in extreme...
I just heard that Ally McCoist is to take up a job offer with Sky which has a better salary than he gets at Rangers. Ally has told a press conference that he is really excited and looking forward to...
Does a Freeview HD box need a stronger signal than a standard one? I currently have an old OnDigital box and get tip top reception but I want to upgrade, having ditched my Sky+HD subscription. I don't...
Nelson Mandela returned home with Winnie after a stroll in the park to find a pile of exhaust pipes on his lawn. Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum...
Listening to Chris Evans promoting this on Radio 2 got me thinking. "It has to be completely made up and consist of no more than 500 words". That sounds to me like the Daily Star.
Just watched it tonight on C4. Good film. Didn't think the sound of the bones breaking, or the claret spilling from the first incision were gruesome in the slightest. What really gave me the willies...
The kitten slept with me Sunday night. Trying to tie the bootlaces Monday morning was interesting. Kitten claws & paws kept ketting in the way. Brightened up the day nicely. Still chuckle at the...
