...... but it does irritate me when I can't find my latest best answers. According to my profile, I now have 29, but when I click the best answers tab it only shows 16. How often do they get updated?...
Remembering the advice my old Dad had given me about driving in bad winter weather, I decided to follow the snowplow. Things were going fine, then the driver suddenly stopped, got out of his cab and...
Murphy decided to find an interesting hobby. Animals appealed to him so he wrote to the local pet store. 'Dear sir, I'm starting my own zoo and would like you to send me two mongooses ...' He looked...
..... of celebrating sporting triumphs by treating the crowd to souvenirs. eg - tennis players throwing their wrist bands into the crowd footballers throwing their shirts into the crowd it has cost me...
John was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself... "So he took wheels from an MG, a radiator from a Spitfire, some panels and bumpers from a TR6..." "Holy Cow,"...
while two fish watched. "Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat. "They didn't offer us a single bite!" "What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."...
Could someone please explain to me why it is reasonable that I should be obliged to pay nearly £150 per year to the BBC, even if I do not wish to watch the BBC, but that if I don't pay I am not...
Ok I must live on another planet .....all this week while mucking out my horses and listening to Chris gingerminger on radio 2 I have been wondering how anyone could contemplate bidding over...
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he...
Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...
stuck on a couple, 55 dn "models record it for film-maker" ?i???t? and 73 a thank you in advancec "ring around- a note's curiously striking a chord" ??s???t?n?