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Not very PC!

I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked past and said "bloody amazing legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think...

marval

Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and...

in a mo

When you look in the Mirror what do you see

When you look in the mirror what do you see ,for many years I would not look in to a mirror I would avoid them at all costs,it became an obsession with me I could never understand that we all age at...

chafran

rainbow quiz

laver

pusskin

Ha ha amazing

WHEN THE GUY ON THE SCREEN STOPS RUNNING, PLACE YOUR CURSOR ABOUT 1/2 INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD... ... WEIRD... ... http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html...

irban

LOAD OF TOSH

I have just clicked on to Chatterbank for the very first time. What a load of old rubbish

TWR

How Convenient.

In my HGV driving days as it is now, if you worked over the driving hours even 5Min's ( Yes, 5 Min's) you could be fined hundreds of pounds, how convenient that this government is now allowing fuel...

10ClarionSt

Budget re smoking - again.

All kinds of comments are made about the dangers of smoking and in the previous thread on this I mentioned the historical argument. I make no apology for mentioning it again, as follows; In 1949, a...

sexymama2

help help help

I dated a guy for 5yrs, 2mths to our wedding l caught him with a girl having sex.I told him its over, he pleaded n pleaded even my mum plead on his behalf n he promised nt to do it again ever. We got...

McMouse

Blue Tits nesting

We have at least three pairs of Blue Tips nesting in the garden, but my neighbour has Great Tits.

Siobhannx

Fundraising Ideas, Need €300 - €400?

Okay so I really need to raise around €400 to organize a class trip. We would be fundraising in school and we really need a good idea. We wanted to do a bake sale as that always makes a lot of...

Slapshot

National Cleavage Day

Title says it all.....come on ladies this is one you should be participating in ;0)

boomerang551

weeds

Guide's award many thanks in advance

xstitcher

Sore Nose

Here is a tip I want to share with you. I have just finished having a head cold and used all together 7½ boxes of tissues so that was a lot of nose blowing. I used a cream that is to be used on...

Spudulika

Money owed by friend

Stupidly I lent a close friend and his partner £3800 most of it from 2006 and some afterwards. After numerous conversations with them over the years, all I have succeeded in getting back from...

ummmm

Panic buying petrol...

Will you be stocking up? Just seen on Facebook, Northants Chron reporting panic buying has started. Personally, I won't be because everything is in easy walking distance....

McMouse

Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...

TheOtherHalf

standing up increases your life expectancy ?

Or should I say, sitting down decreases it. Just got round to reading this. What are they going to come out with next, apart from eating a large amount of choc helps you to keep slim ?...

Im a BusyBee

Feel ive 'got old'.......

I was poorly 16 months ago, had 10 weeks off work sick, but i feel ive never been the same since. I had my 49th birthday during that time and so much about me and my outlook changed its unbelievable,...

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Bacon

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