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abstibus
I have just cleared out a big cupboard that I have been putting 'just in case' stuff in for the last 20 years. I didn't realise how much there was until I had to move it. Does anyone else have one (or...
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Cmitchell
Just went to let dog out. She saw rain, snow & sleet and felt the wind, then she backed up immediately. Now won't come out of bed!!
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Tubbycoates
That should read "doesn't" !
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Tubbycoates
I was in London at the weekend. I'm no engineer, so how come the Post Office tower (or whatever it is called these days) does fall over? It looks top heavy to me.
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jim45
PLEASE can anyone help i've just one left to do ,i've got agony aunt , aunt sally , giddy aunt , auntie beeb ,and charleys aunt ,i can't find another word to pair up with aunt ,if you are doing this...
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naomi24
http://www.thisislond...you-feel-7615039.html I think she’s kidding herself....
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Jemisa
There were three blpkes talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to...
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Nodger
Don't know if this is the right place to ask this (Home & Garden? Technology?) but I'll plough on. Partner has nice M & S overcoat, v. smart from their Collezione collection- ie not exactly...
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tinkerbell23
Awwww i am just NOT a morning person.... I hate people talking to me when im just up!! I got up for a pee earlier and as soon as my feet touch the floor mum thinks i am now up and comes in talking...
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tinkerbell23
A week ago i was sunbathing in my garden!!! Its a snow blizzard now lol Freak weather!!!...
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bigmoma
Can anyone solve this anagram Petluresbass. Its 2 words 8 and 4 and its something you eat at lunch time?
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gness
In my last garden I had bats galore. I was longing to see some here and late last night I did. Late, but I just had to send a text to my daughter. "BATS! BATS! I have bats. Love BattyMA!xx Then,...
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waterboatman
It's Tuesday, a bit cloudy but it looks like it is going to clear. Not as cold as we were promised, but I'm not going to complain about that! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
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tinkerbell23
My uni ball was last night for those who havent seen my thread! Was brill! The meal was to die for i am soooo going to try to recreate it!! Amazing!! And nobody had the same dress as me hahahaha!! And...
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stokemaveric
i was putting an ariel up on the garage today and the ladder fell and i was stuck on the roof for 40 minutes...good job it wasnt raining...
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dotty.
Brill song choice, i was rockin in me slippers!
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ahenkorah
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall, That sends the frozen ground-swell under it, And spills the upper boulders in the sun; And makes gaps even two can pass abreast. 5 The work of...
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tinkerbell23
Hope you all had a good week!!? Plans for weekend!!? Ive had a great week actually... Tomorrowa my grad ball (been banging on for weeks about it some of u will remember lol) Dress is here, hanging on...
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Bumpkin_Clumber
This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
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marval
A woman meant to call a record store but dialled the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered...

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