On a phone in on the Matthew Wright show ( CH5) this morning a woman phoned in & said she spends £8 per week on lottery tickets, and has done for 18 years. She has only won one £50 prize in all that...
As usual, I'm at the tail end of the drama and intrigue that seems to be unravelling around here today. I have no intention of starting yet another thread on whatever is unfolding around us. So,...
I think this summarises the Ed's position (and mine) quite nicely ...
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[ with apologies to whomever my precise choice of image offended last time ]...
A man and a woman meet in a Lift. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to the blood bank to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "They don't pay you...."...
When these characters announce they are leaving for a while to 'get away' from something or other, nobody asks the obvious questions normal people would ask like 'where are you going to live?' or...
NOT what I need before I go to work. Just had a call from my son's geography teacher(yes at this time in the morning!). Said son didnt attend a level 3 detention after school yesterday. Another one!...
Hello I signed up online with a chemist to get my repeat prescriptions send through the post to me but I am having nothing but problems with my doctor's surgery. I am 80 years old and when I need a...
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant,...
My daughter is coming up for a year old, I would like to have another baby as my family doesn't feel complete. How on earth do those of you who have more than 1 manage to split your time and emotions...
Driving to work today i was surprised and shocked at how many drivers had been too lazy to clear snow off their windscreen/rear windows. One had a little circular hole to look through! Surely this...
Can anyone recommend a shop/website that I buy trousers for my elderly mother (90yrs) that are thick and warm! I'm having trouble finding any!
Thank You!...
Someone writes to Zena Alli, Sunday Mirror homes, with the following problem. The blackout blind in their bedroom makes it too dark to get dressed. Zena advises them to get curtains to cover the...
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical aleutian No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Atheism is a non-prophet organization....
