Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I...
//That's the claim in a debate between teachers - with suggestions that digital clocks are being installed in exam halls for teenagers. It follows a report in the Times Educational Supplement of a...
I've just been watching a pair of middle aged ladies knocking on doors on my street. Judging by the length of time they were at each door, I guessed they were Jovo's. When they got to my house they...
I took my boots to the cobbler.
I said “I want these soled please.”
I went back the next day, he gave me 10pounds.
He said “I have sold them for you.”...
4 days of diarrhoea, tried Imodium worked for about 6 hours, it’s leaving me very drained. Just ate a plain dinner of chicken and tomato and it’s gone straight through me. How long before I seek...
I once tried to be a fish farmer. It was a complete disaster though. I think I planted them too early. A man who lives down the road from me was selling his car, he said he wanted 800 pounds for it or...
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every...
I threw a dinner party the other day and invited some pygmy friends of mine . The entertainment was a comedian , and i noticed that they were not laughing - i think the jokes went over their heads ....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5661601/Strongest-clue-Kate-Wills-new-Royal-Baby-Prince-ALBERT.html They can't seriously be thinking of actually naming him Prince Albert can they- has no-one...
Are you a royalist? Personally I'm not. I just don't understand the hype surrounding the Royal family (forthcoming marriage, birth etc) If Joe Bloggs, from a council estate, announced a marriage or...