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Indian Food. - Nettles. - Bottle Of Wine.

               What do you call someone who delivers Indian Food?.  A currier.                                                                                                         I stupidly... ...
13:59 Sun 08th Sep 2024
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Andy Murray.

 After being beaten at the Olympics Andy is going to retire. He has been a fierce competitor over the years and it has been a pleasure to see him compete for GB and Scotland. Let us hope he can... ...
09:54 Sat 03rd Aug 20248 answers, last by wolf63 22:29 Sat 03rd Aug 2024
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Young Cyclist.

 Last night i had a near miss in my car. Driving around a corner a boy cyclist was riding towards me on the wrong side of the road and i had to swerve into the other lane to miss him. I hope he... ...
09:39 Sat 03rd Aug 202424 answers, last by davebro3 09:49 Sun 04th Aug 2024
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Spring And Early Summer Washout.

  This spring and early summer has been cold and a washout. Can anyone remember a worse one?.
14:26 Sun 14th Jul 20247 answers, last by fripfrip 20:52 Mon 15th Jul 2024
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Kidney Bank. - Days Of The Week. - The Soldier.

 Why does England not have a kidney bank?. Because it has a liverpool.  -  Which days of the week are best for work?. Saturdays and Sundays, the rest are weak days.  -  What do you call a soldier... ...
12:14 Sun 30th Jun 2024
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Would You Give Up Territory For Peace?.

 The Ukraine war is dragging on. The far east of Ukraine was pro Russian and they are now occupying it, so in negotiations would you give it up for the chance to end the war?.
12:26 Sun 05th May 202414 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:51 Tue 07th May 2024
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Crabs - Dad Joke - Fired.

 Why are crabs so bad at sharing?.   Because they are always shellfish.                                                                                            When does a joke become a dad... ...
11:52 Sun 05th May 20241 answer, last by Chipchopper 17:36 Mon 06th May 2024
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Near Miss On The Road.

 I had a near miss when driving home last night, a youth in a speeding car overtook a car on a corner right in front of me and i had to flash my lights at him. Anyone else had one recently?.
11:12 Sun 05th May 202422 answers, last by Peter Pedant 06:38 Mon 06th May 2024
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How Many Abers Actually Like To Watch Sport?.

 I support the Canaries and watch the replays when i can and sometimes go, i enjoy watching England rugby and cricket on TV. Do many on here enjoy watching sport?. 
11:25 Sun 28th Apr 202423 answers, last by fourteen85 07:53 Mon 29th Apr 2024
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Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
14:37 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 14:43 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Road Closures.

  There seems to be a lot of road closures in my area of Norfolk at the moment. Road improvements and new housing estates are being built. Is it nationwide?.
13:55 Sun 31st Mar 20249 answers, last by Maydup 23:50 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Clock Change Tonight.

 Tonight we change the clocks to BST. Overnight we put the clocks forward one hour. I have left written notes in my house to remind me. Do Abers remember it or need reminding?.
17:44 Sat 30th Mar 202414 answers, last by Cloverjo 00:15 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Shortsighted Politicians Over Defence.

 An unstable world with a major war in Europe which the mad Putin has control over Russias nuclear missiles, a war in the Middle East, global conflicts. But against the experts our politicians... ...
15:19 Sat 09th Mar 202479 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:00 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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The New Dr Who.

 I watched the new Dr. Who, and although the story was a bit slow Ncuti Gatwa was good as the new Doctor. His assistant was good too. Did others like him?.
15:15 Sat 30th Dec 20236 answers, last by Redhelen72 12:07 Sun 31st Dec 2023
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Good Morning.

  It is a cool but dry morning in Norfolk with a forecast of a sunny day, it will be welcome as there were huge pools of water on the roads yesterday. This is my last day off before a return to... ...
06:25 Fri 03rd Nov 202310 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:36 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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Knock, Knock.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Tank. Tank who?. Youre welcome!.       Knock Knock. Whos there?. Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?. Wooden shoe like to know!.                                               ... ...
07:44 Tue 17th Oct 20231 answer, last by Moorea7 07:57 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Are Recycling Centre Charges Sensible?.

 I recently took some waste mixed earth and gravel  to the local recycling centre expecting to pay to get rid of it, but i  was told that the earth and stones should be segregated and i will have... ...
12:55 Sun 08th Oct 202318 answers, last by ladybirder 15:38 Tue 10th Oct 2023
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Attaching Content On To Questions.

   Can you help?. How do you attach articles and pictures on to questions?.
16:41 Fri 06th Oct 202312 answers, last by Barsel 11:47 Thu 12th Oct 2023
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Cleaning Glasses.

 I wear glasses and find they get dirty fairly quickly caused by  I wear glasses and find they get smudged from my body heat, and to clean them and i use a lens cloth, and  lens  wipes called... ...
10:15 Sat 30th Sep 202316 answers, last by Maydup 00:44 Tue 03rd Oct 2023
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Mushroom.

Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
20:27 Fri 08th Sep 20235 answers, last by zabado 08:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023

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