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melv16

Name A...

..biscuit that's named after one of the Commodores? Lionel Richtea...

Chipchopper

Not Again

I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription

1ozzy

One Reason..

..some that retire don't live very long. https://ibb.co/GxNj4Nm ...

Chipchopper

I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...

JDALion200

What Would You Do If An Alien Landed In Your Backyard ?

What would you do ?

Rondy

A Tale

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...

Han-Valen

This Is Not A 'Dad' Joke.

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of... ...

gulliver1

I Think It's All Over.

Now that the dust has settled. It seems that the Cons have seen the worst set of results in 40 YEARS. After millions of voters cast their ballots for their choice for Councils and Mayors.The... ...

Chipchopper

Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...

naomi24

Attacked In His Own Home

Attacked in his own home as he and his family slept, Henry De Los Rios Polania, the father who shielded his wife and four-year-old daughter from the sword-wielding killer of 14 year old Daniel... ...

Canary42

The Perils Of Privatisation

The infrastructure built with the people's money is now being neglected by the rich private companies. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ck7l8rxmx8yo  ...

sandyRoe

Robbing Isolated Farms Doesn't Seem To Be As Safe...

...as it used to... ...

Hazlinny

Bgt - A Bouncing Wow

Practice makes perfect ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqQTQc1_MY&t=99s ...

Smowball

Anyone Ever Changed A Toilet Seat??

Our upstairs one needs changing, and I want to do it whilst MrSmow is away lol. (To see how long it takes him to notice when he gets back lol). I've had a quick look underneath as it seems to be... ...

Dusty Bin

What Are These Songs Please?

Yes, I know all about Shazam and similar apps that would help me, but I heard these songs playing on Asda's in-house radio when I didn't have my phone with me and I would love to know what they... ...

Khandro

Bad Manners ?

Do you ever get brief emails saying something like, 'Are you OK?' or 'How are things?' etc. To which I'm expected to give an account of my life's recent events. I do, and they drive me nuts.... ...

ladybirder

Guess What I Did Last Night?

I fell out of bed. I was trying to get up but fell and smacked my mouth and wrist on the bedside table and hurt my knee on the (carpeted) floor. Lucky I never lost any teeth but do have bruises... ...

Canary42

Congratulations To The Tractor Boys . . .

. . . . although it grates to have to say it, LOL. Good luck in the Prem.

abbeylee90

Which Outfit For The Gig Tonight?

https://postimg.cc/N57M0sS2 ...

William51

Would You Give Up Territory For Peace?.

The Ukraine war is dragging on. The far east of Ukraine was pro Russian and they are now occupying it, so in negotiations would you give it up for the chance to end the war?.

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Name A...

Not Again

One Reason..

Shoe Shop

What Would You Do If An Alien Landed In Your Backyard ?

A Tale

This Is Not A 'Dad' Joke.

I Think It's All Over.

Donations

Attacked In His Own Home

The Perils Of Privatisation

Robbing Isolated Farms Doesn't Seem To Be As Safe...

Bgt - A Bouncing Wow

Anyone Ever Changed A Toilet Seat??

What Are These Songs Please?

Bad Manners ?

Guess What I Did Last Night?

Congratulations To The Tractor Boys . . .

Which Outfit For The Gig Tonight?

Would You Give Up Territory For Peace?.

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