Today I bought myself a new pair of sensible walking boots and a little rucksack . I went for a five mile walk in the lake district.I then stopped and rested on a dry stone wall for a while and had a...
I can manage to down load music to my phone, but it's normally the middle bit of the song that's needed for a ring tone. Is there any way I can edit a song and just use the bit I want . Thanks.
Can anyone tell me the name of a cartoon character who had the catch phrases.. " Ex..zit stage left " & "Heav...erns too Murr...gatroyd. I think he was a lion but I can't remember...
I have bought a small T.V. but the sound is really tinny ,so I thought I would buy a small pair of speakers for it . The only one's I can find all have to have batteries . So can I buy a pair of...
Paddy was walking down the street with a sack over his shoulder and Mick says "What's in the sack Paddy "? Paddy says "Rabbits" Mick " How many " Paddy " If you can...
I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale colour of green. The next time he looks it grown four little legs...
The song "Every breath you take" by The Police had another version. I don't know what it was called or who sang it ,but the words had been changed to something like.... Every bomb you make...
While in town the other day I was walking through the shopping centre and as I went through a swing door I stopped and held the door open for a young woman behind me . To my amazement she stopped dead...
A bloke lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats.Every morning he gets in the lift and goes to the ground floor to go to work. Every evening he gets in the lift on the ground floor and goes to the...
During the Vietnam war the Americans used to spray the jungle with "agent orange". This chemical was sprayed from aircraft . The next morning the trees would be bare and the Viet-con snipers...