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Drunk.

My wife said that I only want sex when I'm drunk........ That's just not true ..I also want a kebab.!....
15:01 Tue 23rd Mar 20101 answer, last by Justincider 15:04 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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New boots.

Today I bought myself a new pair of sensible walking boots and a little rucksack . I went for a five mile walk in the lake district.I then stopped and rested on a dry stone wall for a while and had a...
14:52 Tue 23rd Mar 20102 answers, last by sophie_1003 17:48 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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Ring tone.

I can manage to down load music to my phone, but it's normally the middle bit of the song that's needed for a ring tone. Is there any way I can edit a song and just use the bit I want . Thanks.
16:25 Mon 22nd Mar 20101 answer, last by ChuckFickens 18:42 Mon 22nd Mar 2010
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Cartoons.

Can anyone tell me the name of a cartoon character who had the catch phrases.. " Ex..zit stage left " & "Heav...erns too Murr...gatroyd. I think he was a lion but I can't remember...
11:40 Thu 11th Mar 20102 answers, last by zabado 15:07 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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A small T.V.

I have bought a small T.V. but the sound is really tinny ,so I thought I would buy a small pair of speakers for it . The only one's I can find all have to have batteries . So can I buy a pair of...
13:59 Sat 20th Feb 20104 answers, last by carlton23 00:53 Sun 21st Feb 2010
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Paddy & Mick.

Paddy was walking down the street with a sack over his shoulder and Mick says "What's in the sack Paddy "? Paddy says "Rabbits" Mick " How many " Paddy " If you can...
13:46 Sun 31st Jan 2010
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1 old penny.

What could be bought with one old penny ( 1d .) in 1920 . Thank you....
13:30 Sun 31st Jan 201010 answers, last by kev1 14:35 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Rossini.

Can someone please tell me the correct title of Rossini's The Thieving Magpie ?. Thanks.
22:01 Fri 15th Jan 20102 answers, last by zabado 23:10 Fri 15th Jan 2010
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Little Green Frog .

I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale colour of green. The next time he looks it grown four little legs...
16:01 Sat 19th Dec 20093 answers, last by brionon 10:55 Sun 20th Dec 2009
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The Police .

The song "Every breath you take" by The Police had another version. I don't know what it was called or who sang it ,but the words had been changed to something like.... Every bomb you make...
17:30 Sun 15th Nov 20093 answers, last by zabado 18:11 Sun 15th Nov 2009
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Uncle Robert ?.

Who was "uncle bob" as in Bob's your uncle ?.
08:33 Fri 23rd Oct 20094 answers, last by fredpuli47 15:34 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Old films.

I've just watched an old American gangster film Why did they call the women ... 1.Molls 2.Broads...
13:34 Tue 20th Oct 20094 answers, last by jno 22:52 Tue 20th Oct 2009
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Two gay cowboys...

Have you heard about the two gay cowboys who rode into town and shot up the sheriff ?.
13:28 Tue 20th Oct 20096 answers, last by Mr Veritas 12:39 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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Am I just too old fashioned ?.

While in town the other day I was walking through the shopping centre and as I went through a swing door I stopped and held the door open for a young woman behind me . To my amazement she stopped dead...
11:32 Sat 17th Oct 200924 answers, last by Hazel104 17:20 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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Sorry but I don't Know .

E = MC2.... If E = Energy & M = Mass What's C ( give an old man a break ) With no sarcasm thanksyou....
16:13 Sun 11th Oct 20099 answers, last by north star 10:45 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Just for a laugh

A bloke lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats.Every morning he gets in the lift and goes to the ground floor to go to work. Every evening he gets in the lift on the ground floor and goes to the...
14:16 Sat 03rd Oct 20098 answers, last by pjgriffo 20:59 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Vietnam War.

During the Vietnam war the Americans used to spray the jungle with "agent orange". This chemical was sprayed from aircraft . The next morning the trees would be bare and the Viet-con snipers...
10:23 Sun 27th Sep 200927 answers, last by Zeuhl 17:43 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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Nokia 5800 Xpress music

How can I multi delete text messages from my phone ?. It takes me ages to do it one by one. Thanks
14:23 Sat 19th Sep 20091 answer, last by paintpowder1 03:56 Wed 23rd Sep 2009
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Match off ?.

Can anybody tell me why the match between Southend & Leeds is off ? I FANK U
13:58 Sat 12th Sep 20092 answers, last by zabado 17:05 Sat 12th Sep 2009
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Help Me ! .

Can someone help me . I don't know how to cancel a bid on E Bay . I've put in a bid for a Mickey Mouse outfit and now I'm only six minutes away from buying Newcastle United.
22:03 Fri 14th Aug 2009

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