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American style fridge.

I bought a new American style fridge at the end of March this year.Now it's showing it needs a new water filter. I've looked on line and found that a new one costs £28. Three questions. 1. Can I...
10:37 Sat 08th Oct 20115 answers, last by zabado 16:50 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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Zoom.

Rather than putting on my glasses I like to put the main page on zoom and then repeat the action four times. The page is now large enough for me to read with ease. But when I turn off my P.C. then...
15:59 Sat 01st Oct 201110 answers, last by zinnie 16:13 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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Seven drunken nights.

The song Seven drunken nights by the Dubliners ends on Friday night ( five nights) .What happened on Saturday & Sunday night ?
21:02 Sat 27th Aug 20116 answers, last by ladybird49 21:29 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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All at sea.

Where or what is the " Ally Ally O ". As in the rhyme The big ship sails on the "ally ally o"...
08:12 Sun 21st Aug 20114 answers, last by heathfield 15:34 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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Distance.

Can anyone give me a web site where I can work out the distance between two cities via the road, not as the crow flies. Thanks....
09:39 Sat 20th Aug 20115 answers, last by zabado 10:13 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Fabregas ?.

Sorry, but if you don't want the shirt sling your hook....
19:48 Fri 19th Aug 2011
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Only a tenner.

A prostitute told me I could have sex for £10 as she didn't have a womb ! I asked her " how we would do it then" ? She said "Acwoss the woad against the wailings"....
13:37 Sat 16th Jul 20114 answers, last by Quassia 19:51 Sun 17th Jul 2011
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Ah well !

I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes,so I ask the kids if they'd seen it ? Apparently she left me yesterday !.
12:56 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by wildwood 00:43 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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In the Pub.

I was talking to a girl in the pub the other night and I said " you remind me of my little toe" she said " is that because I'm small and cute " I replied " no because I'll...
13:44 Sat 25th Jun 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:16 Sat 25th Jun 2011
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Diamond earrings.

My missus rang me earlier and said "where the hell are you ?".... I replied " you know that jewelers where you saw those diamond earrings you really liked ?" "yes" she...
11:31 Tue 14th Jun 20111 answer, last by bluebirdino 15:05 Tue 14th Jun 2011
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London Olympics.2012.

The thing I'm looking forward to most is the CLOSING CEREMONY.
13:45 Thu 09th Jun 201117 answers, last by China Doll 11:29 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Bad back.

A bloke goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back. The doctor says " how did you do it ? ". "Having sex doggie style" said the bloke. "Well" said the doctor "...
15:06 Mon 30th May 20111 answer, last by wildwood 04:55 Tue 31st May 2011
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The wife.

The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower stark naked and walked into the bedroom . She said to me " hey babe close the curtains I don't want the neighbours to see me naked"...
08:46 Sun 29th May 20111 answer, last by yelenots 09:06 Sun 29th May 2011
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Hot water / central heating boiler.

I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
12:50 Sat 09th Apr 20115 answers, last by moonraker558 18:33 Sun 01st May 2011
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Life . . . .

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . . . . some days you get pi$$ed off ! .
19:07 Sun 06th Mar 20111 answer, last by Poor-Alfie 19:11 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Toilet seat.

Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat .....Pi$$ in the sink
11:05 Sun 06th Mar 20115 answers, last by beejay1124 17:59 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Football or porn ?.

A couple are sat in the lounge and the husband keeps flicking channels ...Football ...Porn...Football... Porn...Football ...Porn..The wife says " for f**ks sake leave it on the Porn channel ! you...
11:01 Sun 06th Mar 20111 answer, last by Dris 11:11 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Surprise.

Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up . . . . . . . .Unless your in prison.
21:07 Fri 25th Feb 20112 answers, last by zzxxee 10:47 Sat 26th Feb 2011

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