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My Wife.

My Wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. They're at the gate now . . . . . . .and they're off !.
11:46 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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What a way to go!.

I went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. I arrived just in time for a welcome breakfast.The b@stards were serving feckin Cheerio's.
11:34 Sat 03rd Mar 20122 answers, last by Baldric 14:46 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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Healthy living.

My doctor has advised me to start doing something that gets me out of the pub now and again........So I've taken up smoking.
11:25 Sat 03rd Mar 20121 answer, last by missprim 14:31 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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As in horse racing.

Why do we say "pipped at the post"?.
18:02 Mon 06th Feb 20124 answers, last by elzee53 16:02 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Books

Can anyone tell me the title of a book, that will have the origin of some old phrases and sayings?. (touch wood,three sheets to the wind ect. )Thank you.
14:04 Sat 28th Jan 20125 answers, last by Quizmonkey 11:45 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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What a shock !.

Imagine when men and women are together maybe at a football match and a near miss happens,like a striker missing a penalty. All the men will put their hands on their heads and all the women will put...
12:28 Sat 21st Jan 20129 answers, last by mickrog 14:31 Sat 21st Jan 2012
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Court Jesters.

1. Does the saying "pull the other leg, it's got bells on" have anything to do with court jesters .If not where does the saying come from?. 2. When and why did people start to...
12:54 Sat 14th Jan 20122 answers, last by Quizmonster 15:46 Sat 14th Jan 2012
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Moggie.

What do you call a septic cat ?. - - - - - - - Puss .
09:34 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by zabado 16:04 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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007

I've just bought some of that new 007 Viagra. . . . . . It makes you roger more ! ....
09:40 Sun 20th Nov 20114 answers, last by missprim 17:03 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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G.B.

If Yorkshire is the shire of York,Worcestershire is the shire of Worcester & Lincolnshire is the shire of Lincoln. Where the hell is Hamp & Berk ?
14:29 Mon 07th Nov 20114 answers, last by zabado 17:47 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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American style fridge.

I bought a new American style fridge at the end of March this year.Now it's showing it needs a new water filter. I've looked on line and found that a new one costs £28. Three questions. 1. Can I...
10:37 Sat 08th Oct 20115 answers, last by zabado 16:50 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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Zoom.

Rather than putting on my glasses I like to put the main page on zoom and then repeat the action four times. The page is now large enough for me to read with ease. But when I turn off my P.C. then...
15:59 Sat 01st Oct 201110 answers, last by zinnie 16:13 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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Seven drunken nights.

The song Seven drunken nights by the Dubliners ends on Friday night ( five nights) .What happened on Saturday & Sunday night ?
21:02 Sat 27th Aug 20116 answers, last by ladybird49 21:29 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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All at sea.

Where or what is the " Ally Ally O ". As in the rhyme The big ship sails on the "ally ally o"...
08:12 Sun 21st Aug 20114 answers, last by heathfield 15:34 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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Distance.

Can anyone give me a web site where I can work out the distance between two cities via the road, not as the crow flies. Thanks....
09:39 Sat 20th Aug 20115 answers, last by zabado 10:13 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Fabregas ?.

Sorry, but if you don't want the shirt sling your hook....
19:48 Fri 19th Aug 2011
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Only a tenner.

A prostitute told me I could have sex for £10 as she didn't have a womb ! I asked her " how we would do it then" ? She said "Acwoss the woad against the wailings"....
13:37 Sat 16th Jul 20114 answers, last by Quassia 19:51 Sun 17th Jul 2011

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