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Bradford City . . . . . .FAN . .TAS . . TIC....
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My doctor told me I was getting too fat and to watch what I eat . . . .So I've booked a ticket to this years Grand National.
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Stoke city got a bit of a battering yesterday and poor Jon Walters got two own goals.Has anyone ever scored more than two own goals in professional football ?.
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Well done and well played Bradford City.
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I have a Goodman TV. Model number...LD 1546 WD.When I tune it in the TV scans and picks up all of the stations.But when I turn the TV off, then later I turn it back on I've lost all the channels and...
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I said to my wife "I'm going to the pub get your coat on " "Oh great " she said "am I comming too". " No your not I'm turning the fire off "...
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I'm looking for a Mister Men book for my grandson where his name can be put into print in the book and play a part of the story. I remember a book a few years ago that you could buy, but can I buy one...
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An Irishman who took Ryanair to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
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Why are football caps given when someone plays for their country?.They look so silly like an old schoolboys cap or one I used to wear when I was in the cub scouts many years ago.Wouldn't it be more...
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The Pope went to Northern Ireland .During a trip he asked Paddy what he thought of County Down.Paddy says " It's sh1te since Carol Vorderman left.
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Years ago I used to go to Liverpool docks and load my flat bed trailer with bails of wool.When I had finished it looked much like a wall, where as the bails over lapped each other,both down the length...
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles. . . . .My next Sh*t could spell disaster.
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If you had to choose between your wife and winning the lottery. What kind of car would you buy ?
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I was at a fancy dress party the other night when a big fat girl came over to me. She blushed and said " I really fancy you " "calm down " I replied " it's just a costume, I'm...
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Two interesting facts about me. Number 1. my penis is the same length as two Argos pens .Number 2. I'm banned from Argos.
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I've heard that Stan Laurel. (Laurel & Hardy) is the father of Clint Eastwood is this true ?
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The grout in between the tiles on my shower cubical are starting to look really grubby and look a bit dirty. Is there any product on the market that can make them look white again. Thank you....
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Does anyone know of a way to stop my next door neighbors dog from having a dump on my lawn ?. ( I don't own a gun )
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I need to buy a cake tin thats (in inches) 12"x 8"x 2". It has to be that size only. any suggestions please.
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The Human body has over seven trillion nerves . . . . . .My wife manages to get on every bloody one of them.

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