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Khandro
Did Saul Bellow? I know Oscar was Wilde, but wasn't Thornton Wilder?  I think John was Gay and Hopkins was Manly, but then, who cares if Immanuel Kant  when Kubla Khan ? 🙂
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zabado
If I buy a second Wifi router extender will it boost my Wifi signal even further. ie, Router in the spare bedroom to Wifi extender in the kitchen to wifi extender in my shed. Thanks.
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Rondy
My son's swallowed some of our Scrabble tiles so now we're looking for an A & E.
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I`ve been told I need to go to hospital for an operation on my knees,I dont know why I cant just walk in like... ...
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zabado
I going to Thailand/Vietnam in a few weeks and was thinking of buying a new mobile phone while I'm there. When I bring it home and put my sim card in it will it work in the UK ?.
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zabado
If I got a TV aerial guy to put my TV aerial inside my loft space under the roof would it lose any of the signal strength....
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William51
Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
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Rondy
This young lad played dominoes with his workmates every lunchtime, and every lunchtime he'd win. He walloped 'em; he beat them hollow. Well, one day, the lads had had enough. After their dommies...
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Hopkirk
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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zabado
My mate was taken into hospital last week with "premature ejaculation syndrome". I phoned the hospital last night to see how he was and the nurse told me there was slight improvement but it was still...
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Rondy
A German guy is at the French border. A French customs officer asks him some questions. "Name?" "Hans Gruber." "Place of Residence?" "Berlin." "Occupation?" "No, I'm just visiting."...
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Hopkirk
When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
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William51
An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
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zabado
How long does it take to get from Ho Chi Minh City via Nha Trang to Da Nang by train. Thank you.
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Canary42
Guests being announced at the Ball :- Mr and Mrs Wall-Funeral-Coverage and their son Walter....
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Hopkirk
My Irish friend bounces off the walls on the way home from the pub. His name? Rick O'Shea....
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Hopkirk
My dog is called Shark. I'm not sure it was such a good idea to take him to the beach yesterday....
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Hopkirk
My mate has a new girlfriend, who works on the bin lorries. The trouble is he can never remember if he's taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday....
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zabado
I don't know what they're called so I'll give it my best shot at a discription. They're made from steel. One end is screwed to the top of a shed door and the other end attached to the shed it's self....
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zabado
Yesterday my wife drove her Mini through some flooding on the road. Ten minutes later a yellow light came on with the shape of an engine on it, I looked it up in the handbook and it says...
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dannyk13
I can't believe that Cressida DIck is getting rewarded for being incompetent....

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