The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?"
"Your Honour," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell your policeman but he wouldn't listen."...
My prediction is that we'll see lots of 'middling' scores in the adult quiz this week, with no zeros but very few maximums. I managed a somewhat substandard THREE out of seven:...
Sorry if there is already a thread about this but, Prince Phillip was born 100yrs ago today and I just wanted to take the opportunity to say, I miss you sir and my thoughts are with the Royal family...
at my sister in laws, She'd done a gammon joint in her slow cooker with Diet coke for the liquid, the taste was absolutely divine, I have often done diet coke with chicken but never with ham, it was...
These are real complaints received by Thomas Cook holiday makers. FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who...
I was born in the 60s so grew up with no internet, social media etc. I had naive views on all sorts of stuff at the age 18, 19 but would I have shared it on social media today, personally, probably...
I would ban all elasticated waisted clothing. The only exceptions would be the under 5s, sports persons actually doing sport and disabled people who are unable to fiddle with fastenings. What would...
I am just watching him in Homeland, where he makes a very convincing American.
Do ladies consider him attractive?
I know that's an individual thing, but is he considered as a heart-throb?...
Mine was seeing my grandson fight to be here, born at 24 weeks weighing 1-10, driving home that evening from the hospital the song on my car radio was George Michael ‘Amazing’ even now the lyrics make...
begins Sunday (tomorrow 6th June)on bbc 1, it does say it’s a harrowing watch tho, but anything by him is worth watching in my opinion, hope you enjoy it anyway - Rosy...
Mum has a Beko dishwasher several years old. There is water in the bottom of the machine when programme has finished. Local handyman has checked the outlet pipe for blockages and kinks, the drain is...
A report in the Mail (no link) says that Ian Hislop & Paul Merton get paid £20,000 each for each broadcast. If true, I think this is excessive as the program is well past it's sell-by date and their...