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Knowledge And Wisdom

What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom ? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad. [i] (Just nicked off the guest spot in Countdown) [i]...

Retrochic

The Royals

Did anyone see this ridiculous programme last night? It was so bad we had to watch it all the way through to see if it got any better. Its an American produced TV series about a 'fictitious' UK royal...

marval

I Hate

I hate the way pillow and duvet salesmen talk down to you. I've just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt. It cost me an arm and a leg. I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, “What...

paulllambert

The Chase

A question tonight was: After Riyadh, what is Saudi Arabia's second most populous city? The answer was Jeddah. Should the question not have been: After Riyadh, what is Saudi Arabia's MOST populous...

ferlew

The Apprentice...

Surely Bianca and Miss Piggy (can't think of her name) must go tonight?...

Svejk

The Village

lol, its so awful I cant stop watching it. anyone else enjoying it?...

mrs_overall

My Exciting Night

There is a couple that we know socially. The husband is drop dead gorgeous (a girl is allowed to window shop!), has a larger than life personality and is great company. Unfortunately his wife has the...

quizzywig

Endeavour

Excellent. There has GOT to be another series!

Matheous-2

Sellotape At School

Can't believe the school incident hasn't been discussed here! Does anyone feel the teacher should be sacked for doing this? I can't help thinking it was a last resort to carry out this foul deed! I...

frozengal

Cheatin' Johnny

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.” Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson...

bob561941

The Mail On Sunday Sir Lancelot Sunday September 29Th 2013

1a Schemes, intrigues ?o?i?a???s 19a Breathing rate.heartbeat etc ?i?a? ??g?? 22a Continuing drama ?????? TA...

starone

Some More Thoughts

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a...

excelsior-1

Stranded On A Desert Island

On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman; 2 German men and 1 German woman; 2...

bountyboy

Tennis Scoring System.

Can anyone please explain in basic English how the scoring system is worked. Ok I get the 15 30 40 game stuff. Why does it jump about so much. Why not 1 2 3 game. And while I'm here what the hell is...

nicki1804

Delta Airlines, Connecting Flight In Atlanta From Dublin

Hi, Im a bit confused about my connecting flight to Charlotte, NC from Atlanta, USA. i fly out of Dublin airport, Ireland on 16th feb AT 8.40AM and arrive in Atlanta around 2pm with a 2hour 15min stop...

Chipchopper

Ufo Crash Landing

It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England A flying saucer hovered over a US air...

starone

The nervous priest

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...

dotty.

does gail read ab i wonder?

we came up with the lewis/penny scam the other day,mmmmm

magicmick

The T word

Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...

LochNessMonster

The British gutter press what's your view folks ?

Personally I have never bought a newspaper in over 20 years.

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