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emmie
rehabilitated, those say who languish in our prisons....
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Patsy33
When asked if I knew any guillotine jokes, I said, “Not off the top of my head”. ....
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Patsy33
I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern....
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Dinger2
In the event of the demise of the senior member of a family (divorcee) whose 2 male children (now adults over 25) spent their youth and teenage years at the same address . Six months after the...
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ichkeria
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/lib-dems-top-national-poll-for-only-second-time-ever-11731962 FWIW I don’t expect the Lib Dem’s to win a GE. Nonetheless ......
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Chipchopper
After a heavy fall of overnight snow, I fumbled around in my pockets to find something to scrape the snow from my car windscreen. In desperation, I used my store discount savers card. Trouble was, it...
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gness
Hi, Kval....you sometimes seem a little upset with comments about the age difference between you and your chap. Ignore it.....there are reasons folk make unkind comments so just pity them..... Mr G...
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bainbrig
How about an area of Answerbank where those who “like a good argument” could get together and argue as loudly as they liked? It would mean peace and quiet for most of us! Could be called...
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Hopkirk
from Dan on BBC Breakfast. How do you tell the sex of an ant? Drop it in water. If it floats it's a boy ant....
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marval
I have just walked past a pub called the Dog Inn. I can’t imagine the shenanigans that go on in their car park. I just rang the emergency services and said, “There’s just been an explosion at...
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Patsy33
Bloke says to his Missus, "Hey fatso, what would you like for your birthday?" She says,"Don't get ****ing lippy!" He says, Ok, sorted. I'll get you a mascara".....
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Patsy33
I'm writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There's a key change at the end..
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spathiphyllum
What happened to the traditional values of the brides parents paying for the wedding? Pffff, lets just use our 'fund'......
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Oleanda
Not sure where to post this, but here goes. Is there a place in either France or Belgium where they have held a ceremony every evening since the end of WW2, giving thanks for their salvation from the...
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webbo3
imagine the uproar if Nelson Mandela or Martin Luther King were portrayed by a white actor....
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hellywelly4
If I buy a strip of 5 raffle tickets I think I am buying 5 goes in the raffle. However, in the area where I live, people seldom separate the individual tickets and the whole strip is drawn out so...
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sunny-dave
Just one suggestion today - I'm working up a full 'festive list' for your delectation next week. Actually it's a bit of a cheat recommending this, as I haven't actually tried it yet - but I've left my...
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Patsy33
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies....
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emmie
they are selling The Wonder Years on Amazon for 60 quid, not cheap but better than the 75 you quoted. I have just ordered a copy and will delight in every moment....
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emmie
for me its Clocking Off with Philip Glenister, a wonderful Paul Abbott drama, sadly it doesn't seem as though they ever will show it again....

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