Tips For When In Hospital

[EcclesCake]

I may be looking at a prolonged period in hospital.

I've only been in hospital twice once as a child and again for a two night stay 20 odd years ago.

I'm looking for tips for how to make the stay as comfortable as possible.

My biggest concern is do hospitals have free wi-fi????

[EcclesCake]

Yep, it's all Mintys fault.

I asked a serious question and I (mostly) got daft replies.....I'm in tears here, total despair....all I wanted was some advice and all I got was jokes and laughter......do you think you've helped?????

[murraymints]

Sob sob....Just cos I'm wee.....Thanks cuddles.....:0)

[EcclesCake]

Yes you did, both the jovial and the serious :-)

[EcclesCake]

Methyl, why would I need a clock?

Unfortunately I have no idea which hospital I will end up in, it could be local or I could be sent further afield to a specialist unit. Checking them out may be troublesome.

Just to be clear, the lightheartedness has been appreciated and not caused any offence. xxx

[Mamyalynne]

I can add very little to any list already given - but send you love and best wishes for as comfortable a stay as possible and a speedy return to full strength. ♥

[mazie]

Can't you go private Eccles? Sorry you have to go in, I bloody hate hospitals :o(

[gness]

Sorry to have upset you, Eccles....just let us know where and when and we'll make it up with a visit, a bunch of daffs and some grapes ..seedless? ...☺

[murraymints]

Hic..and half hic a bottle of hic hic..

Cognac.....Hic !

[EcclesCake]

Gness, don't be daft, you and all the other daft'uns, haven't upset me!!!!

Mazie, if I thought I could get better treatment I would go private, as it is I'll stick with the NHS.

[EcclesCake]

oops missed you there Mamya. Thank you for your food wishes. :-)

[EcclesCake]

Good, not food......although.......

[gness]

I know....I just wanted to make you feel guilty so we could get up a coach party of Abers to visit you....Bernie's on the phone now booking one......☺

Fifty seater, Bernie!!!!

[sherrardk]

I'd take my pillows, but then I take them on holiday too.

[murraymints]

Bags a seat on the back ....!! Can we sing ? ...better bring more beer !! ...and butties !

[EcclesCake]

Oh f.......

[murraymints]

Will Brendan be coming too ? ....

[tonyav]

Don't eat any hospital food except for ice cream ( I don't think that even they can cock that up ).

[EcclesCake]

I will not be able to wear any jewellery/watch but do not anticipate being sufficiently out of it that I don't know the date/time.

Surely hospitals are now set up for long term patients to allow for some form of secure storage?