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Someone has glued my pack of cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it....
A friend invited me over for coffee, and said, "while you're here, I wonder if you can identify this tree, I have in my garden". I took a peek out of the window and said "sure it's a dogwood" but how...
What's on Chris Rock's face?
Fresh prints....
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. Did I really make it to...
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable....
A woman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park...
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally...
A Teddy Bear is working on a construction site . On returning from his break , he can't find his pick . Angry, he goes to the foreman to complain . The foreman replies - '' didn't i tell you ? -...
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the...
Wedding vows should include.
"Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him?"
You will be doing this forever!...
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My drug test came back negative.
My dealer sure has some explaining to do....
Did you hear about the dyslexic terrorist, he broke into a zoo and took six ostriches....
In times long past, The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis. The king of Spain takes his...
If you rearrange the letters of 'postmen', they get really *** off.
A baby is just born. It has all of its parts and looks quite normal. The only problem is, the baby is laughing. Not just laughing, but laughing hysterically. The doctors and nurses examine the little...
Why did Will Smith use an open hand slap instead of a punch?
Because paper beats rock....
A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes so I presume...
After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man....
I asked how business was going during these difficult times.
He said, "well, there's always something coming along in the pipeline"...
