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My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
But on the upside, he makes great fries...
My wife has just phoned me to say that three girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "That is probably why."...
It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. "Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving." "Where are you?" she asked. She wasn't happy when I said : "I'm on the 7th tee."...
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus....
I just got myself a Motown fridge
It stays at a steady Three Degrees, Four Tops....
I went to see a psychic....
Told me someone was about to swindle me out of money.
Best £200 I have ever spent.......
Two retired professors were on holiday with their wives at a hotel in Snowdonia. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology...
I fell asleep on my smartphone the other day, it seems I had accidentally downloaded a nap!
I pine for a good tree joke. I wish they were more poplar.
There was a monastery perched high on a cliff. The only way to reach it was by riding in a basket, which several monks hauled up to the top. The ride was steep, and to those who visited, it was...
I was brought up in a very small town. But it had it's good points. There were three women to every guy.. Mind you they were the same three women.....
I thought the tumble dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along....
is moving house because of all the bad publicity - trouble is he can't find a suitable property because each one he looks at doesn't have enough room to swing a cat.
Just called the Tinnitus helpline.
No answer.
Just kept ringing.....
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a...
I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast. She turned round and said "Make love to me here and now!" Never one to turn a good offer down, I gave it my best...
We were having a debate recently about the controversial subject of euthanasia. Someone asked for my opinion on euthanasia. I thought for a while then said "They are much the same as the youth in...
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court....
You should never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them....
Q. How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb ?.
A. Six,one to change the light bulb and the other five to sing about how good the old one was....
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