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A man goes to the doctors complaining of a bad stomach ache.The doctor examines him and diagnoses a bowel problem for which he prescribes suppositories . The man collects his prescription from the...
I was in Australia last month and saw a guy on the street playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo...
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After parking my car outside the grocery store, a policeman seemed to spring out of nowhere and demanded to know why I had parked there. So I told him there and then: The sign says "Fine for parking"...
I saw a Korean gentleman selling doughnuts outside a martial arts training centre.
I said can I take two, please ?
He said, "no, only one doughnut per person, but you can taekwondo"...
God's original plan was for wasps to make honey.
It didn't work out, so he went with plan B....
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward....
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I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and...
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Quotes from the tv "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." ___________ "And this is Gregoriava the weight lifter from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was...
Husband: "I met your friend at the supermarket. She was showing me pictures of her new baby on her phone".
Wife: "Oh lovely, what did she have?"
Husband: "I think it was the new Samsung"....
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She - They're beautiful flowers but now I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.
He - Don't you have a vase....
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately...
ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."...
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is...
My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I usually drink it. ___________ I'm going to try Velcro instead of shoes laces… I mean, why knot? ___________...
Old Chinese proverb.................Man who walks through door sideways is going to Bangkok
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out, I hate visitors. ___________ A barhopping fellow, four sheets to the wind, stumbles into a bar and...
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