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Why don't they fill their ATM's during the holidays.
I tried to get some cash from 4 different ones this morning and they all had Insufficient Funds.
;-(...
What does a Spanish guy say to his girlfriend after they’ve made love in a meadow?
Grassy ass....
Watched a cheap porno last night where the girl was wearing a Horseriding outfit, sat on a saddle and stirrups, a bridle round her neck and being whipped by a crop. I didn't like it much though, it...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
When the waitress in a posh London restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't...
....it's in England obviously!
A smart alec London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...
News reporters around the world are said to be cacking conkers as the new Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Covid variant has been found in Wales...
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Leannnnnn!!!...
I was sitting in a café, enjoying my favourite spiced pumpkin latte and a blueberry muffin, when the guy on the next table, who was reading a newspaper, lowered his paper, looked at me and said...
Contenders please? two from here: what do you call an Australian (as this came out of Oz-land) prostitute's child? A Brothel sprout 2 - What was the name of the artist who painted with donkeys'...
I asked my young nephew if he had seen Santa deliver his Christmas presents early this morning. He replied ‘No, it was too dark, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toe on the foot of my...
Two Irish fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day...
It’s him ,innit?
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
We were poor when I was young. My parents couldn't afford a lot. I woke up on Christmas morning and I'd got a big box of toy soldiers. I thought I would play with my Field Marshal, but there wasn't...
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his...
The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it....
A man visited a fortune teller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said. "That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three...
Registration on the first day back at school Ahmed Al Sheriah? "Here." Mustafa Al Sheriah? "Here." Fatima El Bindiri? "Here." Ali Acmah Shabeeb? "Here." Ali Sun Al En? No answer… Ali Sun Al En? A...
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