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Two Irish men, Mick and Paddy are having a drink and watching the football at Mick's house. At full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it's bouncing down with rain outside.
"Stay the night... ...
"Stay the night... ...
Well, starting next week, each day I am going to identify as a different type of bread Roll on Monday
Dogs shouldn't enter quiz shows https:/
"You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another. "That's a good idea. If you had two thousand pounds would you give me... ...
‘Twas the middle of September And all over wales People were driving As slowly as snails. “They must go no faster Than twenty”, they said, Whoever made this up Ain’t right in the head. “It’s quite... ...
A Labrador is superior than a cat! https:/
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First my wife said she'd lost her lipstick, then it was her mascara and now she's looking for her blusher.
I wish she'd mind her makeup.
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I thought I’d throw the ball into the crowd after a good... ...
I wish she'd mind her makeup.
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I thought I’d throw the ball into the crowd after a good... ...
Cats shouldn't visit clairvoyants https:/
Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do is walk into the road, wait for a... ...
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor rub overturned on the Highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
Don't join the new TESCO dating service, my mate did and he ended up with a bag for life.
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My wife said she was fed up with me always getting my directions mixed up..
So I packed my bags and right.
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My wife wants me to take her to Las Vegas to see The Temptations for her birthday....
So I packed my bags and right.
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My wife wants me to take her to Las Vegas to see The Temptations for her birthday....
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts,... ...
A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
A frantic blonde woman calls out a May day. "Mt pilot has had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly this thing."
She hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is air traffic control, I... ...
She hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is air traffic control, I... ...
LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
There was a bit of confusion in the off-licence last night. When I was ready to pay for my whisky, the young lady check-out assistant said to me, 'Strip down facing me.' I did just as she had... ...
