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Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women" The ladies were convinced and walked in.
On the first floor a sign... ...
On the first floor a sign... ...
..Some men don't like reading. https:/
..Superman never had a son. https:/
Charles III: Now is the winter of our discontent Made much worse by this Sunak's work https:/
Doctors have discovered that wearing a baseball glove increases your chances of catching something!
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For takeaways, I'll only order escargot or turtle soup.
I don't like fast food.
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The wife is... ...
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For takeaways, I'll only order escargot or turtle soup.
I don't like fast food.
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The wife is... ...
Fireflies shouldn't fall in love https:/
Little Johnny had finished his summer holiday and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with... ...
tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with... ...
..some species shouldn't fall in love. https:/
A bloke was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his Doctor.
"Well... ...
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his Doctor.
"Well... ...
Vikings never invaded Texas. https:/
Just caught my penis in my zip…
God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me!
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The bloke who runs our local auction died today.
He was very young…
He must have only been thirty, thirty five, forty,... ...
God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me!
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The bloke who runs our local auction died today.
He was very young…
He must have only been thirty, thirty five, forty,... ...
Botox should be banned. https:/
I hate street performers.
Then again, I'm a mime artist, so I can't really talk.
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I’ve got swim wear with the picture of a forest on them.
They’re my tree trunks.
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Apparently it's Google's 25th... ...
Then again, I'm a mime artist, so I can't really talk.
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I’ve got swim wear with the picture of a forest on them.
They’re my tree trunks.
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Apparently it's Google's 25th... ...
I recently spent £6,500 on my Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he... ...
Anthony Albanese the chirpy Australian Prime Minister, flies to England for a meeting with the king. Over a cup of tea, Albanese brings up his grand new plans for his country.
"Your Majesty, mate,... ...
"Your Majesty, mate,... ...
..religion is not recommended for some animals. https:/
..chameleons shouldn't fall in love https:/
Our WiFi went down last night and all the kids came running out their rooms.
Blimey, they haven't half grown!
Blimey, they haven't half grown!
..Millipedes don't enjoy Christmas. https:/
Two Irish men, Mick and Paddy are having a drink and watching the football at Mick's house. At full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it's bouncing down with rain outside.
"Stay the night... ...
"Stay the night... ...
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