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Trying to think of a tree pun, but I'm stumped..
..to include lots of fibre in your diet.
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Did you know that it's now been proven that pets that chew your furniture have a suite tooth!
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At Ornithology Club we always have someone do a ‘show & tell’ of their pet birds.
Next week it’s my... ...
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At Ornithology Club we always have someone do a ‘show & tell’ of their pet birds.
Next week it’s my... ...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used... ...
Giraffes shouldn't paint portraits. https:/
..clowns shouldn't breed.
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Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore.
James Bond movies were always popular at the cinema. Every time I went to see one there was a Q. ___ A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water... I Schwepped her off her...
I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer
People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck....
Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes" ___ Apparently somebody telephoned B&Q and said they wanted...
A mother of a naughty triplet children in a ticket line on Airport counter was unable to control and keep them together close to her. Finally, it was her turn to check in at ticket counter. The Clerk...
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel after,"...
You may not enjoy yoga.
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"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...
Why was the mushroom always happy ?. Because he was a fungi....
..Not to teach a dog to write.
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Well it's so hot, I opened all the windows. In came 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 Daddy Longlegs, 50 moths, 4 dragons and 12 Jehova's witnesses.
When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh Ray
Me.
I thought to myself she'll go Far....
.. why cats rule..
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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cows produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2...
