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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'? I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works! We...
A London Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took...
..dogs should not play monopoly
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I found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper.
It's a little plaice on the
A4....
I was asked what my favourite tongue twister was. I replied,"It's hard to say"....
..Lions need to think carefully.
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Old Seamus and his wife lived in a cottage in a remote part of Ireland, with no mod cons, no electricity, phones or mains water. One day the postman called and left a parcel for the couple. Seamus...
You need to know these: Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says...
..dogs should be honest.
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They are finally making Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley into a movie. The cast is brilliant… ___ My wife and I always fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper roll. So our therapist suggested we...
.. not to get a cat
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A mate of mine has a pacemaker fitted. One day when he was walking in the park the device failed and he was in a bad way. Just by chance a Japanese man came to the scene, saw what had happened, and...
What lies on the seabed and shakes ?. A nervous wreck....
A loud knock came to my door last night, and when I opened it, there were two policemen standing there. With that tone that only the cops use, one asked me "Where were you between 5 and 7?" I replied,...
..chickens shouldn't visit a clairvoyant.
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according to the BBC Saturday Kitchen. Time for the jokes then? What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut? A Bounty hunter. What’s the difference between one parrot and two?...
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out from it. He phones the police and says: "Bejesus, I've just found a sandwich that looks like a bomb." The operator asks: "Is it tickin'" Paddy...
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work "I have a split personality," said Tom, being...
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