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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses £500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen pal, the other five complete their playing time...
Man gave up chocolate to become a magician.
He told his friends "I have a few twix up my sleeve."...
last image your Christmas decoration would see before it's destroyed.
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What type of drink do dentists serve pre-dinner?
A pair o' teef, of course...
I asked my boss what I should do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap. He said just pop it in the corner.
It took me four hours....
One of my better skills is sleeping, I'm a natural. I can do it with my eyes closed
New film coming shortly.
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My sister gets angry when I burn her toast.
It turns out she is blacktoast intolerant....
My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I've added fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.
A young lad asks his grandad if he kept anything from the war. His grandad says that he has a German dagger in the loft. "Wow," says the lad, "Anything else ?" "Yes there's a German helmet in the loft...
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back....
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl's mom says, ‘Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy.'...
I asked my Russian penpal how he was doing.
He replied "I can't complain"....
We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Christmas dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered...
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, the others looked at her...
YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging.
The new site will be called YouTwitFace...
How did Jesus pay for our sins?
He used Praypal....
,,or arguments in the retirement village
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I went to work yesterday and spent 8 hours locked in the toilet cubicle. At 5pm my boss walked in and shouted through the door, "What the hell are you doing?" I said, "This is my day in loo that you...
I once met a nun who wiped her nose on her sleeves. She had a filthy habit....
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